Smile, Bitch.

Wanna know whats fun? Alcohol. I've had shit boyfriends and probably will continue to. 

[90s90s90s]

[canetaopreto]

[dropdead-lauren]

[dropdead-lauren]

[catseyesonu]

[tinyxbabygirl]

❤️

[luv-quotess]

[blasianxbri]

There are seriously males alive that will just eat a girl out for half an hour with no complaints.

How beautiful. 

[princesabae]

My bby is an amazing man

[everybodywas-welldressed-deacti]

Why would anyone complain??

[darklittlefaun-deactivated20161]

Bless

[dropdead-lauren]

During the god awful mandatory swim season in high school

Male gym teacher: for any girls that can't swim this week, we will have make up days next month

Me: *raises hand*

Male gym teacher: yes?

Me: are the make up dates exactly a month from now?

Male gym teacher: about there, yeah

Me:

Me:

Me: will you have make up dates for the make up dates that aren't exactly a month apart

Male gym teacher: why would i-

Male gym teacher: oh

Male gym teacher:

Male gym teacher: I might need to rethink those dates

[dropdead-lauren]

[dropdead-lauren]

[dropdead-lauren]

[whiskandwhittle]

[untrustyou]

[dropdead-lauren]

[softpetal]

I am fucking gold but you prefer silver and that’s ok.

(via bl-ossomed)

[abigayle12000]

[softhoney16]

baby steps to learning to love yourself :

- look in the mirror everyday and say “wow i’m super cute”

- drink lots of h20 

- wear whatever you’d like and don’t let anyone stop you

- ignore the scale

- eat lots of strawberries

- spend time with nature

- do things that make YOU feel good

- you got this

- i believe in you

- you’re worth it