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☾∞♡∞☽ Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge.

[just-shower-thoughts]

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

[australopithecusrex]

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

[rosswoodpark]

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

[isaia]

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

[filth-and-abscess-deactivated20]

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

[whitepajamas]

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

[quietcarriage]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

[buginateacup]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

[no1hotmullyfan]

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

[slowspinningredemption]

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

[mattg124]

I can’t drive. 

[darksionnach]

I will use this post to explain tumblr

[kelseybymetrostation-deactivate]

this is a callout post for myself

why r u awake

[imodair]

— Christopher Poindexter

[blackfairypresident]

i feel really strongly about the whole “not being friends with someone who treats others like shit even tho theyre nice to me” thing because

some of my friends still stayed friends with my abusive bf because “he didnt do anything to me. thats between you and him” and that hurt so fucking bad like you have no idea

like i legitimately hate people who dont give a damn about what their friends do to others. i cannot fucking stand assholes like that it makes my blood boil

[spookyscaryscary-deactivated201]

a collection of some of my favorites: part 2

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Okay but consider this- Elizabeth Swann. She’s a pirate nerd from the beginning. She’s fascinated. And by the time the Black Pearl blasts Port Royal she knows enough to defend herself- first with the iron, then with the Code. That nerd studied pirate law enough to quote it.

And not just pirates. Presumably she’s been on a ship once- when she comes over from England. But nope no piracy wasn’t enough for this kid no she did some intense studying of sailing too because why not. So when they’re being chased down who’s coming up with all these nautical maneuvers? Elizabeth fucking Swann, sea nerd extraordinaire.

Fast forward and she’s not just a nerd anymore. And she isn’t a pirate, either. She’s the Pirate King, doing battle with Davy Jones and the entire British navy, with every Pirate Lord and their crews behind her. No more improvised weapons, no more parlay- she commands every black heart that ever set sail. And then her bae becomes ferryman for every soul lost at sea.

So then what? Everyone just goes back to what they were doing? And Elizabeth just goes home to make a quiet life for herself as a single mum? From studious sea nerd to Pirate King and now suddenly she’s happier at home, waiting for Will?

Give me an epilogue where Elizabeth has her father’s estate and enough gold to keep her comfortable for a lifetime, but instead travels the world, her son at her side. Adventuring and exploring, in and out of the law. Tell me she calls up Calypso for tea from time to time and they talk about uncharted lands and the price of sugar. Tell me in some ports she’s recognized as the daughter of Governor Swann and wined and dined. Tell me in some ports she’s recognized as the Pirate King and gets barrels rum on the house.

Tell me even honest sailors whisper stories of the mysterious and elusive Pirate King, who rarely strikes at all but then vanishes for years at a time.

Tell me Elizabeth spends time aboard the Flying Dutchman, so she can be with her husband, and her son can be with his father and grandfather. Imagine young William learns to sail on his father’s journeys to and from the land of the dead. And when he finally captains his own ship, he’s learned to be both a respectable gentleman and a good pirate.

Imagine Elizabeth spending her life on the sea, sometimes with Will and sometimes not, with a wind from Calypso always in her sails, adventuring enough for lifetimes as a part-time well bred lady, part-time Pirate King.

[hollowedskin]

yes this

[badley]

themes commonly found in international friendships

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably

[sizvideos]

[bitemytonguedarling]

[philraeth]

(つω⊂* ) a shy giggly bear

[ggerards]

[timeandspacegifs]

[saintsoup]

adults: “what are your plans for the summer?” “what are you planning on studying in college?” “what do you want to do in the future?”

me:

[averagefairy]

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

[waysbunny]

Gerard + pink boa

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

random thingz about girlz that i like

pendants dangling from necklaces when they lean over 

how they brush hair out of their faces

little moles and freckles on shoulders and backs

how deep their voices can get when they’re truly just kickin it instead of trynna be professional or cute

how they just tell u where they got an accessory or part of their outfit if u compliment them on it

yoga pants booty

[littlegirllostexplores]

This post made me happy. Don’t know why. Reposting it cause happy and maybe it’ll make more happy out there.