[idontplayworldofwarcraft-deacti]

[doctorwho-the-fuck-are-you]

HoLy FuCk

[freaknoid]

1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D

[hyourinmaruice]

oh my god I cannot breathe

[hivibrations]

I literally choked at the end.

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

[lizzienoodles]

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

[heatandapathy]

The unholy trinity.

[transmortifried]

[cindernet-explorer]

only the finest culinary experiences for my followers

[star-spangled-jackass]

all of you will burn in hell

[fat-mabari]

[anneemay]

I love this song

[bricklebeary]

South Korean beauty standards take shit to the next. Fucking. Level. Women are evaluated in totality based on every minor physical detail and whether it matches the ideal to the point where their decision to go under the knife for procedures the likes of blepharoplasty (surgery on their eyelids) is a main determinant of whether they get a job. For them, shit like this is an expectation. Fuck that garbage, burn it up ladies.

[yourkpopidolsucks]

In Korea you are literally REQUIRED to have a headshot with your application. Your physical appearance is a major vetting point in the interview. Applicants have literally been told to bleach their skin for jobs. Seoul is the plastic surgery capital of the world.

This is HUGE for them. Support them. Even if you love makeup, their beauty culture is TOXIC. Support this movement

[ruffboi-mags]

GO GIRLS GO

[doot]

Are you https? Because you are ://

[ghostlynightchild]

Least I’m secure

[omghotmemes]

10/10 would visit again

[communistbussy]

[zagreus]

there’s only one good absurd threat that’s ever been posted on Twitter Dot Com but it is (as the kids say)a real doozy

[zagreus]

[blacque]

bioshock infinite is about to become reality

[astahfrith]

#nO BUT#WE TALKED ABOUT THIS IN ASTROBIO#BASICALLY VENUS’S ATMO IS LIVEAble#oxygen nitrogen some noble gases the whole shebang#and the only problem is the shITTON OF SULFURIC ACID COMING DOWN AS RAIN ALWAYS#and if you could create something secure and stable above the cloud layer but within the atmosphere#you could literally have people on venus without exosuits#and if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit then geT OUTTA MY FACE#SPAAAAAACE

(TAGS VIA SKELETEEN-OFFICIAL)

THAT IS ONE OF THE COOLEST FUCKING THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD

[plokool]

[screaming-fan-girl]

CLOUD CITY CLOUD CITY CLOUD CITY CLOU

[showerthoughtspost]

The odds of you being born were infinitely minuscule, but it seems common because we don’t know anyone who wasn’t born

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE

[holydarkhallelujah]

[candyredterezii]

[hanasaku-shijin]

Magic, bitches

[anon-agon]

[totem-kommo-o]

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

everybody who has ever been funny online is getting taken out by the fbi within the week

[hotvampireadjacent]

thank god all of us are safe then

[butchlet-rights]

i want an “i flexed and the sleeves fell off” shirt except its a long sleeve shirt and the sleeves are definitely still on it

[scenicroutes]

[mozilla-deactivated20201110]

my cat: mrow

me, a dumbass: mrow? meow mewmrooowwwww mrow meow!!

my cat:

[schwierigephase]

“Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because the regret is stronger than gratitude.”

— Anne Frank’s Diary  (via rogueofstars)

[queenciityconfidential]

[iraffiruse]

How resourceful

[thescienceofjohnlock]

It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.

That’s it for this week, goodnight.

[ibelieveinturtles]

If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes 😂