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Melanie Iglesias, ladies and gentlemen and folks who rock outside the binary.

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Let's Play Doctor:

"Why don't you take [an] aspirin and not call me in the morning."

-Dayna Smith

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"Damn boy, are you the sun? ‘Cause you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me." — spotted on this shirt

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I bet sex with you is like getting a flu shot, all you feel is a little prick.

Dayna Smith

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hey boy, can i get you number? i want to make sure it’s right on the restraining order.

SaraEve Daly

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Him: I'm trying to get to know you. Me: Well, as Yoda said there is no try only do or do not so I would rather you not.

Dayna Smith

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AskAQueerChick submitted a line!

Hey, do you come here often? Because if so, I’ll start going somewhere else.

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Boy, if i was a magician I'd make you invisible.

Sasha Banks

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How about a 3 way...phone call, between you, me and the police!

Jessica Collela

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Are you wearing space pants because I want your ass outta this world.

Emily Damon Lawrence

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Wow, you are so environmental to, like, recycle used pickup lines. I'm almost impressed!

Olivia Powers

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Boy you're so funny! I'm kidding. Not you. Your face.

Sasha Banks

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You're like a log because I just want to throw you in a wood chipper.

Dayna Smith

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Boy, you must be a rodeo! Because you are full of bullshit.

Desireé V. Dallagiacomo

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Boy, you're so big and strong. Why don't you go dismantle the patriarchy and some other social constructs, while you're at it?

Sasha Banks

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The doll I'm going to make of you later is going to look so cute without its tongue.

Melissa May-Dunn

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