#dick joke

[cecilapologist]

Thank you for your patience. Here is jontimmartin, as promised.

[foldingfittedsheets]

Our friend Richard is our DM for DnD. Sometimes when it’s funny he’ll call himself Dick. It’s silly to all of us that Dick is the shortened form of Richard but also penis funny.

For dnd nights it’s Richard, another guy, and three nonbinary folks.

One day Richard was gone and while we waited we joked, “There’s no Dick on the call! We’re Dickless!”

The other guy was like ???? “I’m here…?”

And we belatedly realized he thought we were ragging on his masculinity instead of joking about Richards name. It turns out that in years of friendship our other male player had never heard Richard make a Dick joke.

[sage0clock]

and now, PENIS radio-- CUMMIN to you live

[vivificanousprime]

*human and transformer meeting for the first time*

Ironhide: What’s your designation, kid?

Human: My name? Richard, but for good reason, I go by my middle name, Spike

Ironhide: …

Ironhide: We can’t call you that

Human: Why?

Ironhide: …for good reason

Human: no

Human: no, please don’t let it be so

[ryukisgod]

Elphaba researching ‘how to make straw into wood:’

[tosteur-gluteal]

OMORI MLB AU - Interview

🐈‍⬛: Hah. I'm bigger.

🐞: More for me I guess. 🐈‍⬛: Kill y-

[kafkastreehouse]

these new chapters just being a prolonged dick joke is sending me

[batri-arts]

Sweet Names (Two Boys Who Are Panthers)

Finally I can share my comic with you!!!🥳

What's going on / O co chodzi:

POL: To są Pawełek i Raffi, których pierwszy raz pokazałam na obrazku "Związek Panterski". Są Polakami, millenialsami i gejami. Życie w homofobicznej Polsce końca lat dwutysięcznych sprawia, że Pawełek jest strasznie przeczulony na punkcie ukrywania się. A fakt, że jego partner Rafał najbardziej ze wszystkiego uwielbia sprośne żarty i erotyczne aluzje bynajmniej nie ułatwia mu życia...

ENG: These are Paweł and Rafał, characters you first met in my picture "Civil Panthership". They are Polish, millenial and gays. Trying to survive in their homophobic enviroment in the late 2000s makes poor Paweł quite paranoid already. But the fact that his partner Rafał loves making dick-jokes at any given occasion doesn't make Paweł's life any easier...