Drowning Season

Someday, when this state of equilibrium crumbles and this earth is thrown into chaos, at that moment with unparalleled freedom, I'll tell this to all fools in the world, that I am absolute.

[ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos]

[crabs-and-bongos]

[animals-riding-animals]

frog riding fish

[deertwoheads]

I'll take your word for it man

[theonion]

Remarking that nothing made her feel more alive than walking out of a store with unpaid items, shoplifter Jessica Thatcher told reporters Tuesday that she always got a little adrenaline rush after stealing basic necessities for her family. “I don’t know what it is, but nothing gets my heart pounding faster than when I go into a store, open my backpack, and fill it with things that my children and I cannot afford and need to survive,” said Thatcher, adding that what started as a fun game of stealing baby formula for her infant quickly escalated to a full-on addiction to pilfering more valuable things like diapers, soap, and medicine.

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[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[ampervadasz]

[black-pill-becky-deactivated202]

hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-

[lesbianredpanda]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[milquetoaast]

source

[taffywabbit]

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

[pnwander]

stealth mode.

[youneedone2]

Wild Turkey fight by Ken Phenicie Jr

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[elphabruhhhh]

The Chicago Creaker 🐀🐀🐀 Why is she so lonk

[fecir]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[pilferedinstagram]

[theonion]

CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[kaban-bang]