drpepperjellybeanpie

[lotion-consumer]

This popped into my head and it was too funny not to draw

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[pillow-chicken]

100 dolars to whoever can tell me the origin of “rocky mate bad as hell statement”

[chillypeper]

It's a video!

[tlockish]

hypothetically: Porject Hail Mary x Breaking Bad au…

[drpepperjellybeanpie]

BOOBS OR SOMETHING just kidding could you pay attention for a second please

Humanity’s capacity for creativity and love and connection is so astounding and beautiful and sometimes I lie in bed because damn, Picasso’s Guernica and vaccines and the fact that we put a guy on the moon just around sixty years after we first got an airplane to fly and journeys into the deepest reaches of the ocean and the Artemis’s reach around the moon and this is what we’re capable of, the best of who we are. Exploration of what is right in front of us and what’s really really far away and this is our reality and god it hurts sometimes but it’s so beautiful and I cry about the moon and the sun and the earth and people can’t help but close their eyes to it in favor of a fucking chatbot? There are rivers right in front of you and there are beautiful beaches that were so masterfully chaotically crafted by collisions of atoms and forces we don’t quite understand farther away in time than you can comprehend and we are made of stars and you want to tell chat gpt to make a gross artificial looking picture of a river out of data prediction? Why??? I get that high school is stupid and nobody wants to write a five paragraph essay but you’re not even gonna try? Like what are we planning to do later is anybody going to be able to think in five years can anybody hear me?? “It’s not that deep” okay sit in a room and look out a window for five minutes straight with no outside stimulus. Do you see anything? Are you waiting to get back to scrolling? “I only use it for tedious boring stuff” maybe we need to learn how to be bored. Your brain is melting through your ears man. I’m absolutely a hypocrite here because I fill every hour of my day with random shit so I’m not alone with my brain and I need to learn how to be but at least the shit is real did we not all watch the same Matrix? To willingly numb your mind and senses to the benefit of a big old corporation with all of us tied to the trolley track with a comedically large pile of money on the other side is so baffling to me how did we get here can anybody hear me????

[hollenix]

for the good of all mankind

[drpepperjellybeanpie]

reporting every ad I see as malicious because advertising to me is really mean actually why would you do that

[shrimpbog]

grace: im scared of elevators!

yao: that’s good because there are no elevators in space

meanwhile eridians with their space elevator:

[drpepperjellybeanpie]

You Wanna know what. PISSEDS ME OFF

[adapotata]

What pisseds you off?

[drpepperjellybeanpie]

it PISSESDS me OFF when. ChatGPT………

I don’t like it

[godbye13]

[ghstwht]

Chapter 2, in which Grace achieves a chemistry-linguistics breakthrough.

Still based on @neutronian and @vonlipwig conversation and amazing pun!

[ruji2gaj]

I'm back with more of them

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[luxhesperus]

cackling at the realization that this scene

is rocky's version of "oh my god he's got a gun"

[majesticcorn2000]

[drpepperjellybeanpie]

Binding of Isaac tips YouTube video be like

kill your mother as fast as possible. Don’t be afraid to take deals with satan!get the poops Get the little piss boy shitty piss boy poops everywhere challenge achievement because you’ll get the sacred rune of shitty piss poop glimble gleeb goob also brimstone is good take it and bomb angels

[drpepperjellybeanpie]

You Wanna know what. PISSEDS ME OFF