Surprise Motherclucker

huge nerd I Have Many Ideas About Things pro-interaction :) but not a pro at interaction :/

[pillow-chicken]

hello and welcome to my blog! we’re all friends here.

You can call me Hen, any/all :v (if you really aren’t sure, she/it/they are preferable)

I do a lot of shitposting with an occasional ramble. I also use tags like a maniac, people I follow be warned lol

#pillowchickenpecks is my personal tag, and my art tag is #sketcheng.

I am in wayy too many fandoms, but my current favorites are: ace attorney, the murderbot diaries

Beloved moots(hope you don’t mind the tag): @consistentscreaming, @writingnotes520, @goat-and-a-pig

okay, i think that’s everything! have a good day :)

[pillow-chicken]

he is like a creature to me

[cygnahime]

Hanahaki disease is a psychosomatic illness. It's a thing that your body does in response to stress over constantly repressing/concealing your feelings in settings with high background magic. It's like you've been ignoring pain for a long time and suddenly your vision starts going dark, because your affected body is just YANKING on random alerts trying to get you to PAY ATTENTION there is a PROBLEM. Yes the flowers do really exist. So do non-magical psychosomatic symptoms. The flowers aren't special.

This does of course open up the trope to options for non-romantic concealed feelings. Which I think is great. There is something viscerally satisfying about the person who seems so outwardly chipper coughing and hacking and spitting up Depression Flowers so now everyone has to know they're hurting. Isn't there?

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

The child has, for some weeks, had an imaginary friend at school named “Benderman”.

He can’t leave yet because he has to build something for Benderman. Benderman gave him a flips challenge. Benderman was implicated as a causal factor in some disregarding of classroom rules.

Yesterday he got yellow highlighter all over his pants “Benderman did it” and I was trying to figure out how he got like, large highlighter circles on the back of his knees. Helpfully there was a relevant update on the school ap and:

BENJAMIN

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Benderman can be hypnotized with a fidget spinner.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Apparently Cade spit on Benderman at camp last Friday and Benderman looked him dead in the eye and said,

“I’m never coming back to camp because you did that. I’m leaving forever. We aren’t friends.”

He didn’t show up Monday or Tuesday. My child has been moping around because he only gets to play with Cade and Cade spit on him. Benderman is MUCH more fun. He will NEVER see Benderman again!!

So I texted Benderman’s mom. They’re on vacation this week, Benderman was aware of the upcoming vacation and just. Stared Cade down.

I am now officially encouraging this friendship.

[mageofspace924]

pomni doing the thing from ep 1 will always be a TOP tadc moment for me 🫶

been here since the pilot, i'm not ready for this show to be over 💔

[fashionmajor]

this thursday is so monday coded

[stick-eridian-collection]

Someone is excited to see his mate

orbiting

[synibread]

Klapollies

[byjove]

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

[dapperdonuts]

[byjove]

[guiltfactory]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[bareniabirkin]

😟😳😳😳

[squadron-of-damned]

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on?? 

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

[theclockworkjudas]

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

[h4nds4ndwich]

oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok

[amuseoffyre]

One of my favourite photos from my trip to Warsaw in 2006

[monkey-network]

[stick-eridian-collection]

happy 1000 followers!!!!!!

to celebrate i made this stick eridian out of my tumblr notes progression graph. you can call her Tumblr Notes Progression Graph.

thanks for enjoying my stick eridian collection. here's to many more stick eridians collected!

[molabuddy]

its a battle every time i shower

[foxwarrenart]

hope you don't mind op

[sickbrokenangel]

[sickbrokenangel]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ponpon-is-maybe-lost]

Made these a while back, like a year back heh. I originally intended for them to be stickers.

Anyways, felt like I should post these bbiess ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

Can you tell my fav who's my fav lol