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@drpercival
Hello,
My name is Percival, or Dr Percy. I'm a robotics and weaponry expert, and well-trained in firearms.
I'm 32 years old, 5'9, and missing my left hand. If for some reason you want to know something more personal about me, one of my favourite shows is Serial Experiments Lain and I enjoy steamed gyoza.
I don't know if joining this website was really a good choice, but it's too late now. Like with most things, the only way out is to obliterate the entire thing. Alas.
Whats your favorite drink?
Anything pink. Strawberry milkshake.
Do you build/upgrade stuff when stressed?
Chronically.
drpercival in my notifications!!!!!!! drpercival in my notifications!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...You are a simp.
Tried a cigarette today. Tasted like soap. Not sure why Stanley likes 'em so much?
reblog if you’re a sick fuck
@plain-drcorvus-account I guess I'm sick... Come perform surgery on me.
...damn, you look like you could use some... extra therapy then~
"Remembers they smash now. Covers his red face with embarrassment" i-if you want to of course....
You're strangely adorable.
reblog if you’re a sick fuck
@plain-drcorvus-account I guess I'm sick... Come perform surgery on me.
...am I the asshole to leave like a half of colony without their appendix?
I, male (46), have suffered an abuse people allegedly called vivisection which in fact was just ripping my entire organs by democratic vote (screw the politics). so I waited till night and I snuck in their chambers and ripped their entire appendix out.
results? two had appendix inflammation so I just left them be. they'll suffer later. the other one's now can have different kinds of liver problems and chronic constipation. and I made sure of it
also I sterilized two extremely annoying individuals who's name I forgot but I remember their extreme earning for "amputating my limbs" and "ripping my eyelids off". I will get to my brother later.
so.... aita? - @plain-drcorvus-account
NTA. You took half my liver and it was the most exhilarating experience of my life. These people should feel honoured to have you near their organs, regardless of context.
Please vivisect me. I would love it if you studied my insides.
Send me IC AITA questions, and my muse will judge if your muse was the asshole in that situation!
(For those who don't know AITA stands for Am I The Asshole ) Because IC AITA situations are hilarious! Put it in any context you want and keep it strictly IC! Do not use this as a way to vauge post about other muns, ect. This is in good fun only. DON'T USE THIS AS AN EXSCUSE TO BE ACTUALLY SHITTY TWOARDS SOMEONE!
🐾🙀😻 --- Animal themed headcanon prompts; Send one or more for headcanons about my muse!
🐱---- Is your muse graceful? Do they possess a skill that they're quite precise and never sloppy with? 🐶 ---- Does your muse get excited easily? Is there someone (or particular people) that make them excited? 🐎 ---- How strong is your muse? Could they fight someone with a stronger skillset than them? 🦒 ---- How does your muse feel about height? Do they like their height or are they ashamed of it? 🦝 ---- What things have your muse gotten away with? Do they get sneak away often? 🐻 ---- What are some strange sleep patterns your muse has? Do they sleep a lot, too little, not at all? 🐲 ---- Is your muse hot-headed? Do they have a short-temper? If so, what are some signs that they're getting to the boiling point. 🦘 ---- If they have kids, what type of parent is your muse? If not, what type of parent would your muse be? 🐍 ---- Has your muse ever been two faced? Do they talk badly of others behind their back? And how often are they this way? 🐬 ---- Is your muse considered smart by their peers? If so, what do other people think of their intelligence? 🐙 ---- Is your muse a hugger? Do they enjoy physical affection whether it's platonic or romantic? 🦉 ---- What's the wisest thing your muse has ever said? Are they often that way? 🐞 ---- Do they believe in love at first sight? If not, what's the reason? 🦋 ---- How sociable is your muse? Do they make friends easily? If not, is there a reason why they aren't / don't? 🦂 ---- How deadly is your muse? Do they have the capabilities to kill someone? Would they if given the opportunity? 🐝 ---- Has your muse ever helped someone in a tough situation? Do they enjoy helping others? 🐌 ---- Does your muse take their time on things that are important? Are they the patient type of person?
Mr Precy, when's your birthday?
- @ask-lain-blair
July nineteenth, one month and one day from now. Though it's irrelevant at this point.
1. do you exercise to counter the effects of your excessive work in one position?
and 2.... how good are you at stabbing needles in people?
@plain-drcorvus-account
Yes. If I didn't, I would not look like I do.
Incredible, although I can't guarantee I'll get the right place. I'm just good at getting it in there.
great! i've been bitten by a potentially feral cat! :∆ and I need a rabies shot :∆....
I beg your fucking pardon?
I'll gladly stab you. Arm out, Corv.
wha- really? :∆
here's the vaccine. you need to hit the deltoid muscle on my shoulder...
could've done it myself, but... hehe... can do it without my other hand...
alright. i'm r-ready.... ignore the shaking and paleness, my organism reacts poorly to vac-c-ccination... just do it quickly, ok?...
Hmm, I could, but... you look very nice when you're pale and sickly.
[STAB]
Now, how the hell did you get bitten by a rabid animal? Were you giving it treats? Or did it assume you were a bird?
1. do you exercise to counter the effects of your excessive work in one position?
and 2.... how good are you at stabbing needles in people?
@plain-drcorvus-account
Yes. If I didn't, I would not look like I do.
Incredible, although I can't guarantee I'll get the right place. I'm just good at getting it in there.
great! i've been bitten by a potentially feral cat! :∆ and I need a rabies shot :∆....
I beg your fucking pardon?
I'll gladly stab you. Arm out, Corv.
Corvus's boobs?
...Ten out of ten. I have to go for a little bit, give me... twenty minutes.
1. do you exercise to counter the effects of your excessive work in one position?
and 2.... how good are you at stabbing needles in people?
@plain-drcorvus-account
Yes. If I didn't, I would not look like I do.
Incredible, although I can't guarantee I'll get the right place. I'm just good at getting it in there.
Per-ci-val~! I come bearing gifts of food and leftover cake.
Can we hang out for a bit?
@dawnlighthours
Of course. What type of cake is it, though? Because I despise vanilla.
Happy birthday, Corv.
I could make you something practical any day, so I've made an animatronic raven. I hope it's at least slightly entertaining.
@drpercival
oh... ohhh! :0
this is so adorable! can it speak? :∆
If you pull the tail up, it says "Hello, hi!" and if you push it down it says "Fuck!"
I hope that's satisfactory.
hahaha! why does it say that!? did you record your voice for it? if so, it just mini you in the ravens body :∆
It's actually quite easy to make a synthetic voice, using valves. And it says that because I couldn't think of anything better.
