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29 Michigan Photographer Please only refer to me as some/guy

[brimstonexbitch]

please do not flirt with me if you can’t handle me becoming obsessed with you

thanks in advance

[jeff500sworld]

[yumyummyyums]

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

[moonkissedsiren]

Did you know?

You can DM a Tumblr girlie and NOT send her a dick pic or rude message?

You can be a decent person!

The more you know ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

[disgustinggf]

cuddling to sleepy sex to napping together

[whiskey-bent]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[salamandorange]

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

[cephalon-sancti]

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

[shesarainbeauxx]

anyone have a lil crush on me yet

[mayleevv3]

[afuzzynerd]

Perhaps you'd feel better if you let me cum inside you repeatedly

[thebluekid]

forehead to forehead while we watch it go in and out

[punacceptable]

*slaps ur ass* good post good post

[suckbabe]

are you thinking of me

[sleezed]

i’ll finger fuck you under the table at a restaurant then lick my fingers when I’m done I don’t give a fuck

[sleepykait]

bro I will sext w you all day I will flirt w you all day like try me

[veganpussyy]

i sound so good when i cum