whatever, man

kills 99.9% of germs, but this time.... its personal                           Instagram: jakey_the_snakey2

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

you: knitting pattern

me, an intellectual: yarn recipe

[yageb]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[whiteboyelvis]

[gaydarsignature-deactivated2023]

Nier Automata (2017)

[kamuieye]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

brain: u wanna be sad for no reason?

me: ……no

brain: did i hear a yes? can i get a yes???

[n-haught]

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

“do not mistake composure for ease”

[ir0n-angel]

DO NOT MISTAKE COMPOSURE FOR EASE.

[authenticstains]

[sexwitsockson]

[mossworm]

[dropovers]

[albierio]

I like when the anime boobs are so big they just hang over and break into other panels

[rinlandya]

Link ~~~

[ko-kyo]

ittokyu 小悪魔mode時雨ちゃん https://t.co/3RLYkfn75Y Source: http://twitter.com/ittokyu/status/1106483039159218176

[deepsea-o-deactivated20190122]

[soumenhiyamugi]

[soumenhiyamugi]

[ko-kyo]

mate_tsu https://t.co/xSagSRHBWl Source: http://twitter.com/mate_tsu/status/1106566383330951169