Communizard

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[pppeonies]

FACISM IS THE BOURGEOISIE'S LAST ATTEMPT TO PRESERVE IT'S GRIP ON POWER IN THE FACE OF AN IMMINENT PROLETARIAN REVOLUTION

[gaytanic-panic]

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[peachfromcmbyn]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[queermystic]

That was the exact thought process

[floral-alchemist]

The context was "let's hire lgbt designers for Pride Month and not interfere with their authentic voices." This was not Ikea making a bisexual couch, this was Ikea fully funding and backing a bi person's cringe phase

[druggonaut]

When you change nobody, Or to And believes you

[super-affection]

honestly one of the most iconic images ive ever seen in my life

[druggonaut]

Starting a collection that I so far like to call "the dialectical strict binary end goal of the Zionist experience"

[yayculture]

[faebriel]

attempting to do some shibari stuff with the red string of fate

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[druggonaut]

Oviposition refers to where the 'Ball' is on the court at any given time.

Ovipositor is the player who currently is dribbling... Dribbling the 'Ball' that is.

It's called basketball because all the eggs are scoreable in multiple baskets. We learned not to have them all in one basket a long time ago.

[xanaxfarts]

[thistoowillpasss]

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[kittykittyredcat]

[kushblazer666]

[lgbtqiatext]

[kropotkindersurprise]

oh no, not "society as we know it", that thing that we all love and agree shouldn't change!

[natalieironside]

"Society as we know it is at risk" yay wahoo yipee hip hip hooray!

[rot-city]

the world that telegraph writers inhabit is so funny to me, i pop in sometimes to study them. some that are peak telegraph:

joy and whimsy sucked from the nation as we can no longer *checks notes* boil animals to death

very normal policy idea

my heart weeps for dodgy dave

anyway i hope the angry leftie women win

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[druggonaut]

Petplay: Sea Monkey Edition!

Watch her writhe and Squirm and swim hither and also thereth

[depsidase]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

[twentychildreninawashingmachine]

i thought they were bees.

[pukicho]

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

[druggonaut]

Cornflakes

[excitementshewrote]