Connor Olen

[conman167936]

Critics reviewing the Mario movie: It’s just a bunch of goofing off with no real story.

Mario fans: Yes that’s what we want.

Critics reviewing the FNAF movie: It’s just a 2-hour lore dump.

FNAF fans: YES THAT’S WHAT WE WANT.

[conman167936]

* You meet Susie in the hallway, standing outside the restrooms.

Susie: There you are, Kris! I’m just waiting for Noelle.

* You decide to wait with her.

* After a moment, your eyes wander over to the two restroom doors, which are labeled ‘GUYS’ and ‘GIRLS’.

Susie: Hey, Kris? Uh… I hope this isn’t too invasive a question, but, uh…

* You inform Susie that you usually do your business in the bushes behind the school.

Susie: Yeah, that checks out.

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[glasshomewrecker]

Everyone should be aware of nitter.net

for any address to twitter you can replace the “x.com” with “nitter.net” and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.

Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still haven’t found one for Facebook.

[conman167936]

Thank you Deltarune for giving us the perfect reaction post for AI slop

[redhairandpronouns]

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

[conman167936]

This, but Susie and Ralsei.

[conman167936]

Toby, you knew what you were doing.

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[kunaiman]

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

[excessively-english-jd]

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

[godyoutalkpretty]

Filed under: Things I Was Not Prepared For

[madlori]

Cats can either purr or roar but not both. There are only four cat species that roar: tigers, lions, leopards and jaguars. All the other cats purr.

The largest cat that purrs is the mountain lion. It sounds amazing.

[the-haiku-bot]

The largest cat that

purrs is the mountain lion.

It sounds amazing.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[trainer-sean]

@madlori

You forgot Snow Leopards! Despite the name, they aren’t a type of leopard! So don’t feel dejected about the mistake, they are actually closer in relation to Tigers!

All these Big cats are called Panthers! Any of these cats, if they have Melonism(increased amounts of Mellonin, basically the opposite of Albinism) is a Black Panther! Ya also got Blue Panthers(Maltese Tiger), peach Panthers, Strawberry Panthers, etc.

I love cats

[v-for-fili]

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

[frightfullytreeish]

[lawbreaker13]

PLEASE I CAN’T BREATHE

[conman167936]

(over text)

Toriel: Your great aunt Elaine has passed away. LOL.

Kris: Why is that funny?

Toriel: It’s not funny, Kris! What do you mean?

Kris: Mom, LOL means ‘laughing out loud’.

Toriel: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone. I thought it meant ‘lots of love’. I have to call everyone back. Oh God.

[conman167936]

[depsidase]

[conman167936]

Browser tabs are like items in an RPG.

[conman167936]

Hey this might be a bit controversial but one of the things I’ve always liked about Deltarune is how the three protagonists consist of;

* a nonbinary character

* a female character with traditionally masculine qualities

* a male character with traditionally feminine qualities

I just really like how the three of them balance each other out in that regard.

Which is why I struggle to get 100% on board the ‘Ralsei is trans’ theory, even if Chapter 5 provided a lot of evidence to support it.

[conman167936]

Flowery: *shows up*

Ralsei:

[conman167936]

Is this not what happened

[conman167936]

Hey so I’m only an hour into Deltarune Chapter 5 but I am seriously contemplating replaying Chapter 4 just so I can ask Berdly to the festival. I don’t know how much it actually changes but it is no fun roleplaying as the most miserable third wheel ever.

[artisimpossible]

I genuinely wonder if people realize how many projects get abandoned because the readership "wasn't there", when in reality, the readership just stayed silent. It's a big thing in trad pub that book series get discontinued because readers pirate the books or wait until the series is finished to buy a copy, leading the publisher to think that nobody actually wants the book enough to continue the series, but it happens with indie creators too.

I've discontinued a lot of free, online series because it's not worth putting 3-5 hours a week into posting a project for no readers. Sometimes I finish the series for me but just never post it again, other times I don't finish it at all because it feels more worthwhile to put my time into other things. Sometimes I hear from readers who are sad or upset that I didn't finish something they were liking, but the *reason* it never got finished is because I didn't know anyone liked it. If you like something, tell the creator, tell your friends, make some noise about it. If you would be sad if a story never finished, make that interest known because one of my biggest considerations before discontinuing a series is "will people miss this? Will I be letting people down" and 9/10 times, I come to the conclusion of "no, it doesn't even seem like anyone's reading this" only to learn after I've moved on that apparently someone was.

[healerqueen]

I've said this before in a different way, and this post said it so well. With real examples. If you like something, tell people.

If you want more content from an artist or author, if you like their stuff, tell them. It will give them creative fuel to keep going. And often it gives them other resources as well. Recommend a work to other people. Leave a comment or a review. It doesn't have to be long, just genuine, a sentence or two. Not many people know that a book's success is judged by book reviews as well as sales. Review the book on Amazon or another site to help it pass the metric of success and be recognized by publishers and retailers.

[teathattast]