be kind bitch

julia | 20 | she/her, a very proud harrie louie larrie.

[nookling]

[undauntedly-deactivated20121226]

go fuck yourself phyllis

[richardgoranski]

im literally so jealous like i feel actual anger over the fact that i was not there

[harryisart]

Harryween | New York- 10/30

[allmylouv]

harry holding a harry doll, who is wearing the same outfit of a song that came out ten years ago today.

[lizardsister]

all of us vaccinated people communicate directly to each other via brain chip technology and we all talk about how sexy we are

[barkingdog]

Who won the custody battle for y/n when one direction broke up

[kiwikiwiandkiwi]

LOVE ON TOUR - Denver, 7/9

[leeminholinoing]

Love on Tour: Las Vegas, Nevada

I want to thank you guys, because if you don’t come, it’s just me in an empty room. It’s quite…it’s quite different, and I’m more than well aware that I don’t get to do this if you guys don’t come, so thank you so much for getting a ticket, and for everything you’ve done for me over the last one, two, five, eleven years. Thank you so much. (04.09.21)

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[deejay]

[vibey-and-dykey]

what are you 70??? who listens to 1d

[holyshit]

this is like a classic 1d-era social media fuck up! it feels like home!

[lesbianavagardner]

ok so random but my best friend & i are renting a romantic cabin next month. she’s in her early 70s i’m in my early 20s. both of us are “straight” but tbh we have such a strong connection i won’t be surprise if we end up furthering our love. its just gonna be us for 4 days just smoking weed & drinking & enjoying each others company. if it turns into something sexual what are some tips for engaging in lesbian sex for the first time??

I read this hours ago and I literally don’t know how to seriously give you lesbian sex tips because everything else about this ask is TOO wild. How are you gonna just nonchalantly say your best friend is in her early 70s and you’re both straight but you might fuck. Is this Sarah Paulson

[tracing-rivers]

I apologize for the harshness of my words, Miss Bennet, but your family is just so cringe

[paulthebukkit]

thinking about the verbal cruelty of snowmen in animal crossing when you don't roll the snowballs to the right proportions before assembling them

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

[kramer]

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

[butterflyknyfe]

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

[indomies]

one direction is right, it does drive me crazy