drunk off Vimto

Massive nerd, Amateur Musician; desperately trying to be cool

[sueandpuresblog]

[shakugan-archive]

[sobeitjayt]

lmao

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

Is that a baby!?

[what-the-ass]

a baby that ain’t got boundaries 

[slab-o-meat]

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

[tsukkis]

What I want for myself: To graduate from university, to have an independent life and a good job.

What I also want: Stay at home and sleep as much as possible.

[01100110-01100001-01110100-deac]

when you finally lose your shit with someone and start violently vauging about them

[kilbygirrl]

does anyone else love the vibe when you’re leaving a concert and everyone’s just walking on the roads together or is that just me??

[i-am-a-fish]

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

[drunkonkarak]

[narcotic]

“guys are always hitting on me its SO annoying" 

[catchymemes]

[kushdrinker-deactivated20140817]

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

[thursday]

[thebootydiaries]

Me after realizing the fbi man watching through my webcam has seen me without hijab and now he has to marry me

[swollennugs]

[monsterswithvibes]

I’m not sure if I should be horrified or amused

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

those dreams that aren’t quite nightmares

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

[nianeyna]

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

[argumate]

foreplay with Todd

[nianeyna]

do you ever think before you post

[argumate]

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post

[kyloren]