I Wanna Ask You But I'm Drunk

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#7

“I’m low key drunk and I haven’t *really* talked to you in weeks. Let’s talk. I don’t know if I can get through these last few semesters without your support. I miss you. Let’s talk. I miss you.”

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#6

"I should've had sex with you one of the last times I was over. Maybe things would be a little different or at least more clear."

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#5

“I’m gay and lonely and I miss you”

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#4

I take you up on your offer to move in after I graduate.

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#3

Burn capitalism.

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#2

"I bought cider anywhere between 1.5-2.5 weeks ago - time isn't real - what are the chances of it still being good to drink? Cuz I know that shit goes bad"

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#1

"We should ban together and not deal with holiday crap."