BlitzBitch

Anime artist Naruto nerd Antisocial Emo

[tabrisses]

og kakashi truly had one of the craziest face cards of all time like this will be talked about for generations to come

[ravysu]

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[aoitoc-art]

*slaps generic alley anime background*

this bad boy can fit so many crossovers

[cuddlymaus]

Kakashi Hatake

[drunkage]

My sketch for Gaara’s birthday!! I know it’s late and normally I’d like to participate in Gaara week but it’s been busy. So k drew this on his birthday to celebrate

[yuki119]

heard the kazekage has been practicing his taijutsu 🧐

[gaozzzii]

[wordysmith101]

Imagine a lot of people only met the current Gaara. The soft spoken, ever patient, always the pacificist and peaceful Gaara. While they know he is strong because he is Kazekage after all, but people still under estimated him. So talks about him being terrifying sounds farfetch as best.

Until someone decides to test it.

Shikadai: Uncle Kankuro?

Kankuro: Yes?

Shikadai: Was uncle Gaara this terrifying the whole time?

Kankuro: flashbacks

Kankuro: Worse. But yes.

[pollution-of-subterranean-waters]

Listen.

Hashirama attracted two of the strongest people of his era, he had game

Obito failed so hard he couldn't kiss a photo with two of his crushes and the only chance he got with one of them was after they both died

Might Guy can work gay miracles. He made Madara, a known Hashiramasexual, hard for a hot second and became Kakashi’s husband through a positive attitude and spandex

Madara had to lose his brother and will to live to move in proximity of his crush, and that’s just the start. He spent like 80 years or something in a cave with a lifeless wooden copy of Hashirama, was thirsting for him even after death, and when he got resurrected the only move he managed to pull on him was to steal his senjutsu How can you fumble so badly with the guy who already was into you?!

Naruto ended up with a girl but not the girl he wanted and both his crushes ended up marrying each other which is not a win but I can’t really call it a complete fail either

[rasaqeen]

Oh?…

[drunkage]

Lmao how could he know🤷‍♀️

[gaanaru-supremacy]

Gaara is the king of comebacks and roasts

My boy is actually good with words—

1.When Shigure the Ame genin calls Gaara a brat:

2.When Kimimaro says Gaara can't do anything without sand:

3.When Kimimaro says he will forever be with Orochimaru:

4.When Ohnoki says Rasa didn't teach Gaara manners:

5.When Ohnoki condescendingly lets Gaara ask anything:

Gaara is very sharp-tongued when he wants to be lol

[bakapandy]

Kagemane no Jutsu

[seaemberthesecond]

After retirement, Kakashi becomes the Snoop Dogg of the Naruto world. And by that I mean, universally beloved icon with a maybe shady past who is always doing the randomest stuff.

Just side-quest after side-quest.

He's at a political summit in Iwa one minute, the next he's on a cooking show. He's a commentator for international sporting events, he's organising disaster relief efforts, he's making cameos in B-list movies, he's a member of the hokage's cabinet.

And who's going to stop him? Man speedran his shinobi career, he's done - he's finished the game. He can officially do Whatever the Fuck He Wants. You try telling war hero, soldier-since-he-was-5, and former ninja prime minister Hatake Kakashi he can't go on a hot spring world tour or invent ninja WWE. That's right, you can't.

[drunkage]

Kakashi can do whatever tf he wants

[drunkage]

Soft boy hrs. Baby and his plants❤️

[drunkage]

Happy Birthday to this sweet baby!!

[drunkage]

First drawing of the year! Gotta start it off with Gaara for his birth month

[thesandyfreak-deactivated202512]

*Somewhere in Konoha*

Naruto: Gaara Gaara GaAR-

Gaara, very calmly: what?

Naruto *forms an extra tiny rasengan*: look!

Gaara: that's... Cute. I guess.

Naruto *grins and prepares to throw the rasengan into a random direction*:

Gaara, knowing full well that Naruto doesn't have a single bone in his body able to not overdue chakra usage and dreading just how much chakra was being compressed and condensed into that little atomic bomb: throw it at Sasuke.