If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

♥ Call me princess. ♥

[waltdisneyconfessions]

“I hate it when people make Elsa and Merida lesbians. To me, it’s the same as taking a lesbian character and making them straight. Let me have my character that doesn’t focus on needing another person - I need representation just as much as anyone.”

[drunkdisneyprincess]

If a character's sexuality is never mentioned/made obvious it shouldn't really matter what people see them as imo. It's not like we KNOW merida is straight, so why should it matter? Lets jut let the people who want to see her as straight, see her that way; the people who see her as a lesbian see her that way. ETC. ETC. They aren't even real people so I don't think it's bad

[vorfreudde]

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

[drunkdisneyprincess]

I am very disappointed in 5th grade me 

but 5th grade me is probably disapointed in now-me lol

[rings0fmary-deactivated20161111]

Alright guys, the long awaited giveaway is here! Everything included is brand new, never been used. Not until it reaches the winner’s doorstep. What do we have here?

-Small Glass Pipe (for tobacco use, am I right?) -Pack of RAW Rolling Papers (also for tobacco use 😉) -Glass Screen -“Medical Marijuana” Stash Box

I had fun picking this stuff out and I can’t wait to see who the winner will be.

RULES: -Reblog as many times as you’d like. -Likes do not count, only reblogs. -MUST be following rings0fmary !! -By reblogging this post you recognize that you are entering a contest to win these items and your display name may or may not be mentioned in a later post. -Any reblogs after 11:59 PM on April 20 do not count.

Contest ends on April 20th (4/20) soooo get to reblogging, fools!

[practicalfolks]

Happy to release the first Drunk Disney with a fan-voted movie, Aladdin! This is also the first to feature a guest, the very talented stand-up comedian Mr. Buck Ball!… who gets a little too drunk.

Watch it and comment on the YouTube video to vote for our next movie, which will be from Disney’s Silver Era! Lots of good ones in there! 

[jamesajanisse-deactivated201807]

Really proud of this one. So fun to do a movie that we were all familiar with. Lots of singing and good times here (and also our guest got a little too drunk).

Vote for the next movie in a comment on YouTube! We’re hitting up the Silver Age next! 

[drunkdisneyprincess]

If you need a good laugh this is really just too funny lol

[waltdisneyconfessions]

"I’m annoyed that Disney parks are white washing Naveen. He is constantly being played by white guys and it’s really upsetting. The worst part is that no one even cares."

[drunkdisneyprincess]

I was in school(college) today, and I needed to go to the ladies room. For some reason I never looked directly to the right  of the girls bathroom so I didn’t realize we even had this.

Now I’m just asking myself, why don’t we have these everywhere?

[thehalbain-deactivated20150909]

We need to make this law in every country that all public bathrooms require this option

[drunkdisneyprincess]

omg yes, look at how many problems this could solve

[hellyeahdisneyfacecharacters]

Men of Disney

[230999999-deactivated20140921]

when you get your period at school

[fairy-rat]

Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

[magicalkingdomofdisney]

Make one wrong move and then the blood will show

[vuelie]

Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore

[drunkdisneyprincess]

I took a long hiatus from tumblr and when I see posts like this I forget why I ever left

[drunkdisneyprincess]

I was in school(college) today, and I needed to go to the ladies room. For some reason I never looked directly to the right  of the girls bathroom so I didn't realize we even had this.

Now I'm just asking myself, why don't we have these everywhere?

[waltdisneyconfessions]

“I know Walt Disney inspired a lot of people to become animators, but I can’t call him a hero because Walt Disney was prejudiced and that’s just something I can never get over.”

[drunkdisneyprincess]

I will admit he could be considered a "victim of his time period" but I agree theres absolutely no excuse for prejudice no matter when/where you grew up. He is not a hero, there are other things about him that are lovely but he is no hero

[miyuliart]

I’ve been spamming twitter with my silly Disney/Pixar genderbending sketches so I thought I’d clean some up and put them here as well~ (I also did some Frozen genderbends) This was fun! 

[lettherebedoodles]

((God I’m in love…))

[nightmare-of-mine]

[waltdisneyconfessions]

"I love what Elsa did for people who are LGBTQ (or anyone who feels like they need to hide who they are), even if it was just hinted & not explicitly stated. But because of it I kinda want a princess with my struggles. I have a clinical depression & use recreational drugs and alcohol to cope with it. I hope disney makes a heroine whom is seemingly very addicted to something to cope with her problems. Clearly not drugs because it’s a kid’s movie but something more subtle. Even if it’s just food"

[kicktherock-deactivated20140605]

Thank you so much for elaborating that you do not wish for a drug-dependant disney leading lady because that would be horrible.

A lot of people have really unrealistic expectations for what should be represented in a Disney film. They may have universal appeal, but Disney is still primarily for children. It isn’t an appropriate media platform for every issue under the sun.

[drunkdisneyprincess]

Yeah I agree. When I submitted this I made sure to add that in. It annoys me how people wont TVrecognize that not every theme canbe made appropriate for children. Drug abuse is one of them

[waltdisneyconfessions]

"I love what Elsa did for people who are LGBTQ (or anyone who feels like they need to hide who they are), even if it was just hinted & not explicitly stated. But because of it I kinda want a princess with my struggles. I have a clinical depression & use recreational drugs and alcohol to cope with it. I hope disney makes a heroine whom is seemingly very addicted to something to cope with her problems. Clearly not drugs because it’s a kid’s movie but something more subtle. Even if it’s just food"

[goconn-deactivated20230304-deac]

[brispeak]

THIS IS EVIL!!!

[just-me-things-111-blog]

I’m sorry, what just happened?

[lettherebedoodles]

I like this way too much… *violent staring*

[waltdisneyconfessions]

"Just because Disney hasn’t done it yet, I wish would make a romance about an interracial relationship with the Male being a POC and the Female being white. I know we have lovely interracial couples already (Phoebus and Esmeralda, Tiana and Naveen, Kida and Milo and Pocahontas and John) but I just want one where it’s the other way around. In the U.S.A white women are most likely to want to be in and marry into an interracial union anyway"

[wattapunk]

What about Jane and Tarzan?

[drunkdisneyprincess]

Jane is white, Tarzan is white.

[mimi-cakes]

Tarzan is a gorilla, you uncultured swine.

[drunkdisneyprincess]

I hate it when I can't tell if someone is attempting to be funny or attempting to be a troll

[rings0fmary-deactivated20161111]

[drunkdisneyprincess]

I follow drug blogs

I follow disney blogs.

My favorite drug blog just posted disney related content....

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I'm too happy right now. :D