Grumpy Little Princess

[teenagecrush]

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

Me: Where should I apply my perfume?

Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed

Me:

[mimi-cakes]

aaaaahahahahahaha nooooo

[slightmood]

“I don’t feel like making dinner tonight”

“…so let’s order a pizza instead”

[offisir-deactivated20140913]

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

[mimi-cakes]

Omg lol

[phobias]

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

[memewhore]

[mimi-cakes]

Loooooooooooooooool

[artpeach]

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

[problemactic]

checking tumblr in public

[mimi-cakes]

Lmao Alex

[quietestfeelings]

[mimi-cakes]

Alex, that’s you. My basic bitch 💕

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[world-of-cats]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

The Rainforest Cafe takes their theme too far. I was sitting in there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO???

[joshmuratori]

FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKK

[alexander]

I AM SO!!!!

[iglovequotes]

Daily dose of love quotes here

[iglovequotes]