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im just doing so bad and no one seems to care jesus christ

please watch Bo Burnham’s new special Inside on Netflix

Masahisa Fukase, Yoko, 1974

Fukase almost exclusively photographed his wife, Yoko, for 13 years until their breakup, afterwards obsessively photographing ravens,as symbols of his grief.

Fukase died in 2012, having been in a coma for 20 years following a near-fatal fall down the stairs of his favorite bar in 1992. Yoko visited him twice a month throughout his long limbo – though, heartbreakingly, he would have been unaware of her presence.

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podcastwizard

thinking about how john mulaney and the mcelroys talk about their marriages as juxtaposed to most male comedians and just like…god the bar is so low but after so many years of hearing “ball and chain” jokes it is unbelievably refreshing to hear male comedians love the absolute shit out of their wives

newtgeiszler

millennials are killing the hating your wife industry

officialunitedstates

big city folk: eats starbucks every meal, knows how to hail a cab with that weird whistle thing where they stick their hand in their mouth

regular ol fella: wouldn’t do the weird stick their hand in their mouth whistle thing if their life depended on it because it’s weird

mihai-florescu

Imagine being Bo Burnham and you made a film and now it’s on Obama’s top films of 2018. Does Obama know the “what’s better than pussy? A really good book” vine? Does he know the Kill Yourself song? Like after I see a film I like I just have to look up the people behind it but I couldn’t imagine Mr Obama and Bo Burnham in the same universe for some reason

schmergo

Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God

scopesandskulllties-deactivated

Explain

schmergo

Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

steven

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

61below

aw rats

kkneesockks

skyylinepigeon-deactivated20191

when ur watching cutthroat kitchen and it cuts to alton for a few seconds looking pensively at a competitor and u reach for the nearest writing utensil because you know hes about to give some random cooking advice

greensea-iza

”Yeah. Y’know all that stuff was bad Kp, but you know what was worse? Spending a whole summer away from you”

fairy-rat

why am i crying

bitchnotbirch

cupcake wars

florian: this cupcake was okay. not very good. the texture was not at all something i wanted in my mouth, and your flavors did not harmonize. this cupcake is a mess.

candice: i really enjoyed your decorations, but i do think that (flavor a) overpowered (flavor b). i didn’t taste much of a balance. the cake was also a bit dense for me.

guest judge, shoving the rest of the cupcake into their mouth: i tHoUgHt iT wAs gOoD

emmajstone

Ratatouille (2007)

You must be imaginative, strong-hearted. You must try things that may not work, and you must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul. What I say is true - anyone can cook… but only the fearless can be great.