[gunsandfireandshit]

[netals]

[jessicastam]

i love how it’s literally been a decade since this aired and it’s still so iconic 

[tapatiopapi]

“You look like Luther Van Dross” killed me then and it kills me now.

[nessa007]

legends only!!!

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[tahthetrickster]

[kellmichele]

the universe has a crazy way of working out and right now i need to just trust that

[forestgreenlesbian]

why does she will be loved by maroon 5 make me feel……..like that

[brandoncarlo]

this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen

[brandoncarlo]

I don’t think this is obvious but you need to listen with the sound on because the whole point is the announcers.

[rainbow-femme]

Announcer: “It’s a good thing he has a Nurse to help him off the ice.”

Other announcer: “Uggghhhh.”

[get-cake-die-young15-11]

True.

[reselling]

[somecutething]

[somecutething]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Mission accomplished.

[eva-420]

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

[eva-420]

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

[youremybrandnewday]

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

[nourrice]

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex

[thatbard-deactivated20180402]

anyone else in this thread a slut for garlic

[cocoanobutter]

When your “boyfriend” haven’t texted you in a week.

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

[blackamydunne1-deactivated20170]

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

[yournewgirlfriend]

me at 2 pm vs me at 2 am

[bob-belcher]