Passing Time

Just your basic humour blog, run by a girl who probably should do more with her life

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

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Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[fuckyahumor]

oh nooooooo

[fuckyahumor]

last time i reblogged this it wasnt balanced I’m glad it’s ok now!!!

[iraprince]

HI IT’S ME AGAIN

YOU’RE FUCKING UP YOUR TEETH AND YOUR MUSCLES AND SHIT

[cosmicart]

Mild concern for this to turn out to be true

[seabassapologist]

In light of today’s bird app news, I’m glad we can be an inspiration to those less fortunate than us. Godspeed

[apollos-boyfriend]

crumb cuptoast. reblog if you agree

[mysharona1987]

[parfavar]

it had to be said...

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[radiofreederry]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[ohfuckoffplease]

[funnytwittertweets]

[arle-cchino]

[gayestcowboy]

starting a collection

[scaryboy2409]

What if we do the Mishapocalypse again to really scare of twitter users, become uninhabitable for anyone who hasn't gone through one, for the sake of the ecosystem

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

[edwad]

now that everyone from twitter has joined tumblr overnight, it's time to lay a couple ground rules:

1. it's not called a "retweet", it's called a "reblog", but if you're REALLY cool, you refer to it as a "rebagel"

2. if someone has fewer followers than you, it is totally fair to call them "irrelevant", but it is actually more stinging to call them "irrelephant"

3. if you see someone irl that you think might have a tumblr, you're supposed to say "i like your shoe laces". the correct response, which any true tumblrite would know by heart, is "thanks, i stole them from the president"

4. there is a particular phenomenon that happens after 12am EST called "nightblogging", and everything after this point is the fault of the australians

5. tumbeasts

[drunkgecko]

This is the first time I've been on this cursed app in years and I have no idea what's going on