Secret Life of a Nerd.

Thalia | Gryffindor | Virgo | My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I've never slept. Also I'm basically in love with Timothée Chalamet, so understandably I'm single. Currently in CA.

[cactus-cactus-cactus]

Tired of the “she did nothing wrong” mindset. She did EVERYTHING wrong and I’m still on her side and that’s true dedication baby.

[tsuki-akarii]

‘Pity’

That’s the thing which made Akito and Kureno’s relation so goddamn toxic for both of them. They couldn’t break free from each other, couldn’t move on with their life. It bounded them together just like a ‘Curse’.

That’s what Kakeru said. He didn’t want the relationship between Yuki and Machi to be out of ‘Pity’. Manga readers would know that even Kazuma said something like that to Tohru about her love for Kyo.

A bond out of pity is the worst thing someone could do to others and also to his own self

[drunkmuppet]

someone save me from skinning my dad alive

[fearsomeandwretched]

This made me bust out laughing

[hymn-of-the-moon]

[renamon]

Peer-reviwed from @myturtlegotjacked

[kevinwiesel]

[relelvance]

A woman's place is on the battlefield

[vympr]

so you think women should die

[duncebento]

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

[vympr]

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

[catchymemes]

[live-long-and-time-warp]

The Ides of March are come...

Aye, Caesar, but not gone.

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

He was investigated by the secret service for this joke

[hockeylvr42]

Which makes it SO much funnier

[depsidase]

[fand0mfan]

I can't be the only person who immediately looked for the least common ones to try and use them more, right?

[thesarahshay]

Scumwit and dirt goblin are pretty great, tbh.

[hapalopus]

I'm more interested in the mid-range. People actually call others dipclown, buttgoblin, and poopboy??

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Find your favorite mid-range entries:

dickgoblin, twatnozzle, and wankbag

[elodieunderglass]

Tremendous amount of work being done here

[drunkmuppet]

For the first time, Draco Malfoy was fully human to her. She’d slipped through his walls and peeled away his defensive layers of malice and cruelty, until she reached the centre of him, and there found he carried a broken heart.

[drunkmuppet]

that overwheming feeling of feeling empty and all of a sudden very full of every emotion possible is not only exhausting but destroys any self presevation I have installed in my mind

and yeah I say installed because sometimes i feel like a robot and other times I feel too much like a human being to exist here by myself and I would rather just vomit all my thoughts and worries onto someone but I can’t 

[drunkmuppet]

this fanfic is not ending in the direction i would like and i s2g im gonna cry if they don't find each other again

[drunkmuppet]

my anxiety is really bad because O’Malley is just laying right next to me

Rip

[drunkmuppet]

I truly need to get my anxiety under control :/

[raiseyourwandshigh]

[raiseyourwandshigh]

[drunkmuppet]

tumblr got bought out and turned into rubbish and now the same thing is probably going to happen to twitter....