Drunk thoughts of a Sober Man.

Hold my beer and read this.

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

Jackie Chan

Was the original Liam Nesson

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

Thoughts in a trailer

I’m the good guy when it least matters to people, when i think it’s important and it’s not at all to them. And I’m the bad guy when it most matters to people when I think it’s not important, and matters the most to people.

Damned if i do, damned if i don’t, but you want me on your team.

Side Note; People wonder why I’m so salty at times.

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

I still love you harrington

Not to sound like. Faggot but I’ll still love you forever and alwyas, if you’re gone or by my side , you’ve been such a huge influnce in my life, and loyalty is forever.

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

The thing is

I feel like I'm more fucked up sober with my own thoughts

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

The new movie "IT"

Straight up busch league. There was not one single scary scene in that movie. It was honestly, the goonies love movie. There was literally three scenes (highly predictable btw) that stupid clown shows up in the movie and did not scare me. I just think to myself, really? This is why the whole world is scared of clowns? Fucking pussys honestly.

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

Tools

Never pick one up if you don't know how to operate it, but the funny thing is, you have to pick it up to learn how to use it

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

I'm convinced

After tonight, no matter what, there's some people who are meant to be alone.......

And I'm one of them mate

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

I'm at my lowest

"I'm motherfuckers tired of saying they're worried about me, when they don't give a fuck about me" - kid cudi

But the headline means true

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

I would breed with that Michigan Cheerleader

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

Nobody will give you pity

It's only up to you to change yourself to fix the situation. Can't trust any motherfucker these days

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

Everybody likes

That calm motherfucker in every single situation on the outside. 

That’s what I strive to be, even though passionate and energized, I am calm on the outside, passionate, energized and fueled on the inside. 

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

When you feel like

Everyone hates you when they're just caring about you, that's the conflict.

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

My motivation

Is still a birch in my book by lil Troy chopped n screwed

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

I don't like thinking

It makes my head hurt. I like knowing and doing

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

That Arab bitch fucked me over

But that makes me right back in the game

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

I'd rather be at Molly's

[drunkthoughtsofasoberman]

At Molly's at 2AM

Eyeing some pussy, My buddy: I can make that happen for you My other buddy: nah I'm good Me: shit I'll take it, she does the lords work sir