Drunk thoughts

To illuminate your day and your mind /To make a person gay and kind/ To create the perfect youtube rewind /And to restaure the love you couldn't find

[just-shower-thoughts]

Killing above average intelligence people raises your IQ.

[drunkthougts]

woa

[drunkthougts]

What should Russia do with Ukraine? [Translation of a propaganda article by a Russian journalist]

Disclaimer: What you are going to read is direct translation of the article written by russian journalist. That’s what real #Russia wants…

Never found a better article

Pls read and share !!

[drunkthougts]

🎶Everyday we struggling 🎶

[drunkthougts]

School lesson

If there is someting that school thaught me...

Is that , even the best students can be totally stupid , idiots and also clueless.

They understand the classes, but they don’t understand life.

[drunkthougts]

Imagine...

My mom is a Karen and I am a manager

[quotemadness]

Speak only when you feel that your words are better than your silence.

Unknown  (via quotemadness)

Some of you should take notes

[quotemadness]

Don’t let us forget that the causes of human actions are usually immeasurably more complex and varied than our subsequent explanations of them.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky  (via quotemadness)

True

[toto-est-content]

[equipe]

Adieu 2020, tu ne nous manqueras pas !

[drunkthougts]

Happy New Year 2021

I may only be a virtual triangle for you, but i want you to remember:

Whatever will happen, or already happened, will be important for later, for the future

Don’t be mad, violent, don’t lose your dignity because of it. If you do so, the bad person will be you- you will be viewed as so.

Be peaceful, intelligent, humble, spiritual and human

Happy New Year 2021 my friends!

[drunkthougts]

Theory

I have a theory based on nothing (except magic and spirituality) that female sexuality( orgasm) is closely linked to birth. 

What I mean:  it influence the birth characteristics of the baby

Is it possible?

[fvckastrology]

the signs when you insult them 😡

check ur mars 😤

[fvckastrology]

what i am getting the signs for christmas 🎅

aries: flame retardant

taurus: a cake that expires in two days

gemini: a deck of cards so they can play with those instead of other people’s emotions

cancer: a cute gift basket with some bath bombs and chocolate and maybe some drugs

leo: socks even though they deserve nothing from me

virgo: a million dollars and a 18 ounce bag of skittles

libra: nothing

scorpio: some tear gas and probably an xbox one

sagittarius: a bag of peppermint cookies and if they’re allergic then oh well

capricorn: a lot of gift cards and a six pack of dr. pepper

aquarius: a dictionary smh

pisces: a puppy and maybe a cute collar for it if they’re extra nice

[fvckastrology]

sun, moon & rising signs in one photo 🌟

(ur not gonna believe this, but i think u should check ur sun moon & rising)

tag ur friends and reblog w your placements!!!

[drunkthougts]

Imagine a Death Note app for smartphones...

[drunkthougts]

hogwarts houses as styles of music

Gryffondor-pop

Ravenclaw-classical

Hufflepuff-reggae

Slytherin-rock/metal