Lou Wilson screaming "I'm a fucking puppet!" in tones approaching dog-hearing-only range is absolutely amazing.

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Lou Wilson screaming "I'm a fucking puppet!" in tones approaching dog-hearing-only range is absolutely amazing.
Sauron: “I like your Silmarils”
Morgoth: “Thanks, I stole them from the president”
hold on i have to read the Silmarillion real quick
yeah this is funny
braver than any US marine
you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.
the funniest part of my appendix removal experience was being wheeled down to the operating room and as we were going my nerves were everywhere so i half-jokingly asked the nurse taking me if she still had her appendix bc i felt not normal for getting mine out on top of having the jitters about being cut open so i was trying to fill the silence and she just.. looked mildly offended while being like “uhhhh. yeah. of course i do” like…. my bad i guess
of COURSE i still have my appendix.. what kind of loser idiot freak doesn’t… now count backwards from ten
boyfriend tripped on his vacuum at 4 in the morning and took it really personally
GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!
When your bestie works in the wristwatch factory
KILL HIM
weevils just look they would burst into tears if you yelled at them
some seriously quirked up shawties
When your run out, of cups… no prablem for me 😎 My milk apple cup
Bone apple teeth!
Huh? *Looks at your really sternly* What their fuck does that mean
When your gonna eat something and you say “bone apple teeth”
I will never fuckeing say that… *Crushes an watermelon with one hand and walks off*
*Goes too an abandoned hospital* Wow
the main difference between andrew garfield and harry styles is i think andrew garfield has no idea what his deal is and i think harry styles is 100% straight cause if he was even a kinsey 1.5 he’d come out and milk it for all it’s worth
he’s a mediocre pop star not a fucking bodhisattva
I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude
I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either
Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.
Happy birthday transgender people
women in stem? no. women in bed. good night.
Guess which one of my brothers drew this when we were kids. Honestly it could be worse at least i have knees.