Postal Dude x Fem! Reader NSFW Alphabet
Warnings: NSFW Author’s Note: This took forever to make since it was my first time writing for him. This has probably already been done for him, but I’ve been wanting to write one of these since I haven’t written an NSFW alphabet since middle school. I didn't really write this with a specific Dude in mind, I just let it happen. Also, I know I haven’t posted anything writing-related in a hot minute due to shitty health, so eat up, sluts!
A = Aftercare ☆ : He’s not big on aftercare, not that he doesn’t care for it; he’s just usually too tired after and ready to go to sleep.
☆ : He’ll still cuddle you and help you clean up. Though that might just be quickly wiping you with a towel and some hugs and kisses, he’s not a total asshole that will just roll over and ignore you for the rest of the night.
☆ : If you have sex in the morning, he’s more likely going to have the energy for more aftercare, usually treating you to breakfast, taking a shower with you, or just cuddling up and spending the rest of the morning together in bed.
B = Body Part ☆ : On You: Hear me out, he’s totally an ass guy. I mean, he probably loves every inch of you, but if he had to pick, it would be your ass. He also really likes your lips because he likes to make out with you when he goes down on you… or when you go down on him…
☆ : On Himself: Surprisingly, not his dick, despite it being the only head he thinks with when he’s around you. His actual favorite is his hands and arms, simply because they allow him to do everything he wants. He loves being able to feel up, caress, and hold your body; he just can’t keep his hands off you.
C = Cum ☆ : He cums a lot and will cum anywhere, whether that be in you or on you. His favorite places to finish are in your mouth, wanting to see you swallow it, but he also found it super hot this one time when you spit it back out onto his cock. He also loves to jerk off over you until he cums on your face or tits. If you ask him to pull out for whatever reason, he likes to cum on the outside of your pussy or ass.
D = Dirty Secret ☆ : Has some of your panties, not even on purpose; you just happened to forget them at his place, and they kind of got lost in the mess of his trailer, but he’s certainly not complaining and won’t be giving them back anytime soon. He’s probably jerked off with/on them at least once out of curiosity.
E = Experience ☆ : I’d say he has the average amount of experience for a guy his age (whatever that is.) He knows what he’s doing and can make you feel good. He knows what he’s into for the most part, but hasn’t done it all and could always learn more.
F = Favorite Position ☆ : He’s open to pretty much everything, but his favorite is any position that involves him being able to bend you over something while he fucks you from behind, bonus points if you let him grab your hair.
☆ : He also enjoys it when you take control and get on top of him; he’s a total sucker for seeing you ride him. He likes full nelson too (the sex position, not the wrestling thing.)
☆ : He doesn’t dislike missionary; he certainly enjoys seeing your face, but it’s a bit boring for him, especially when it’s him going down on you. He’d rather do something else, but doesn’t mind it if it’s more comfortable for you. Though he likes it a bit more when it’s you going down on him with the strap instead.
G = Goofy ☆ : He’s never been a very serious person, so it all comes out naturally. He teases and cracks jokes without even realizing it, but not in a way that makes things less enjoyable. If he were to be more serious, he would have to try.
H = Hair ☆ : He has a pretty standard amount of body hair and only really trims his pubic hair as needed. He doesn’t care much about consistently keeping on top of it, but doesn’t mind doing so for you if it’s what you prefer.
☆ : He doesn’t mind body hair on you either, and he doesn’t really have a preference. If you choose to shave, he’s cool with it; the smooth skin can feel nice, but it’s nothing too special to him, and if you don’t shave, that’s fine too.
I = Intimacy ☆ : He’s gotten more intimate over time, but in the beginning, the intimacy and romantic aspect were pretty mediocre. He mostly just needed to learn how to express it better after not being in a normal romantic relationship for a while.
J = Jerk Off ☆ : Ever since you started being intimate, he much prefers having sex with you; it’s so much better in his mind, but he still jerks off fairly often.
☆ : With how high his drive is, he doesn’t expect you to need to masturbate very often since he’s almost always available, but he doesn’t mind if you do.
☆ : He’d also be totally down for mutual masturbation and watching each other. He thinks it’s super hot when you touch yourself, but it takes everything in him to keep his hands off you.
K = Kink ☆ : As I promised you guys in a different post… I think he would be into getting pegged, and I’m not just saying that because people asked. He gets really into it as well and can get pretty submissive for you if you’re willing to put the work in; he takes it really well. He’d totally be willing to suck the strap while on his knees too… I mean, you can’t not suck the strap!
☆ : Overstimulation is another big one for him. After he cums, he’ll ask you to keep going, sometimes needing to be held down with how much it makes him squirm.
☆ : Still not sure about how I feel about this, but maybe a slight breeding kink…kinda. When he’s in the moment, he really enjoys the adrenaline rush he gets from risky sex. He'll also entertain the idea like crazy, but I think once the feeling starts to wear off and he remembers you could actually get pregnant, his feelings may start to change a bit, but it also depends on how serious he is about you and how long you’ve been together.
L = Location ☆ : The bedroom and couch may be the most comfortable places, but he’d honestly fuck you anywhere. The shower? Sure. Bending you over the kitchen counter? Definitely! He’d be down to sneak around in public for quickies. He’d probably jerk off anywhere, too.
M = Motivation ☆ : It doesn’t take much to turn him on, especially with how high his sex drive is. Just the sight of you can get him hard, but if you really want to drive him crazy, you can sit in his lap and caress him while acting and talking seductively. He’d probably take you right then and there.
N = No ☆ : He’s pretty open to exploring almost anything, but he would NOT be into anything non-consensual or that makes him feel like he’s violating you.
☆ : He’d also be iffy about things that may cause you long-term harm. He’s totally open to being rough with some spanking, light slapping, and a bit of choking, but would never want to leave you actually hurt.
☆ : Also wouldn’t like anything that’s just straight up nasty, like vomit. A little bit of choking and gagging can be hot, but he may get a little nervous if you gag too much while sucking him off.
O = Oral ☆ : He’s really good at it and will eat you out until you finish all over his face. This man yearns to be in the splash zone. He’ll go crazy if you sit on his face, and none of that slightly hovering above bullshit. He wants you to fully sit, suffocate him if you must; he doesn’t care. Crush his head with your thighs while you're at it.
☆ : He’s big on receiving too and loves when you suck him off. Small little licks on his tip will have him arching, simply because of how sensitive his tip is. He also likes to fuck your face and get really rough when he’s close to cumming. As I already mentioned earlier, he loves to cum down your throat and see you swallow it.
P = Pace ☆ : It mostly depends on his mood. Most of the time, he’s fast and rough, especially if he’s frustrated or extremely pent up. If you’re having sex early in the morning when he’s just woken up or when he’s tired, he’s a bit sloppy and slow with it.
Q = Quickie ☆ : Considering he’s almost always down to fuck, he doesn’t mind quickies, but they usually only occur when he’s so pent up he feels like he’ll explode if he doesn’t get off. He still prefers to spend more time with you, especially since it allows him to explore more of you and dive deeper into his kinks.
R = Risk ☆ : With how high his sex drive is, he’s always looking for ways to keep things interesting, not that he would ever get tired of you, but he does really enjoy experimenting. He engages in a lot of risky sexual behaviors, and the thought of taking risks with you turns him on more than anything.
S = Stamina ☆ : He can and will go at it for hours and multiple rounds if given the opportunity. Multiple times a day if he’s feeling extra needy.
T = Toys ☆ : He definitely owns a few; you can even see one on the floor in the opening scene of Brain Damaged. I already mentioned that he likes being pegged, so obviously, he likes it when you use them on him.
☆ : He enjoys using them on you too, usually using a small vibrator on your clit while he’s fucking you. Big fan of anything that vibrates, even on himself. This man needs to get a vibrating cockring.
U = Unfair ☆ : He teases way too much sometimes, often slowing down when he notices you getting close just so you have to beg for him. He’s always looking for ways to mess with you, and plays dumb when you complain. If it bothers you too much, he’ll take it down a couple of notches, but he’d never fully be able to stop; he just can’t resist teasing you.
V = Volume ☆ : He makes a lot of noise, but mainly through grunts and groans. With enough teasing, you could probably get him to beg and let out some whimpers. When he’s really into it, he’ll either say whatever comes to his head without a second thought or go quiet from how fixated he gets on pleasing you and himself.
W = Wild Card ☆ : Part of the reason why his sex drive is so high is because he has a lot of big feelings, both good and bad, and he uses sex as a way to release tension and regulate his emotions. I think he’d also use it as a distraction from things that are bothering him, but you can definitely feel when he’s got something weighing heavy on his mind, because he gets a bit rougher than usual and seems completely lost in his own mind.
X = X-ray ☆ : He’s an average length for a man of his height, maybe a little bit on the larger side, but he is very thick. Slightly curved too, but not enough to make much of a difference.
☆ : Also, random thing, half of the time he doesn’t wear underwear, and I don’t even mean that in a sexual way; he just goes commando for the hell of it lmfao.
Y = Yearning ☆ : As I said in motivation, it’s not hard to get him turned on. He’s gotta be horny more than half of the time. So his sex drive is high, very high.
Z = Zzz ☆ : As I stated for aftercare, he's usually tired and ready to go to sleep after. He sleeps like a rock, too; fully passed out and snoring.
