#fresh x reader

[honeykitten18]

Redraw of this post!

Fresh belongs to @loverofpiggies

OG pic for comparison

The improvement

is insane

[skeletonh0e]

Uptown or Downtown Funk?

A/N: Kinktober Day 8! Rough sex, let's goooo. Little plot , at least, less plot than usual. AFAB Reader, gender neutral.

Kinda goofy, unavoidable with Fresh

"Ya feelin' it bae?"

You desperately clutch the sheets underneath you, honestly, this was all on you. You asked him to harder, faster, and Fresh ever the pleaser took it to the next extreme. Your face was buried into the mattress, your ass in the air as the parasite infected skeleton pounded into you

He's always weirdly composed when he does this, though then again asking Fresh to shut up about anything was an impossible task. Maybe it shouldn't surprise you that when he abuses your cunt like this, he's still rambling.

Suddenly he giggles, the position you were at giving him a clear view of your rear, each thrusts and movement sending ripples through the flesh. "Bouncey~" to further push in the point he delivers a hard smack to your ass.

You rasp out a startled yelp, the reaction though was how you clenched down harder around his pistoning length. It doesn't go unnoticed, he smacks it again, harder this time. You can only imagine the red print that leaves it behind. "You like that?"

You moan, his cock (the weird tentacle-shaped thing it was) arching to flick against your G-spot. It makes you see stars for a moment, an incoherent string of sounds is all you really given as a response. His other hand grabs your hair, forcing you to somewhat look up and speak better. It was painful but not extremely so, giving the entire situation a nice harsh sting.

You never thought or would humor saying Fresh was weak, far from it. He was a force to be reckoned with. But its easy to force his immense strength and extreme nature, not in situations like these though.

He leans forward, his voice a husky whisper.

"You didn't answer me."

His tone made your heart skip a beat, it was frightening. Especially you feel that weird alien tongue drag across your skin, it gives you goosebumps. It's terrifying as much as it is arousing.

You strangle out a cry that vaguely sounds like a "Yes!" As you cum, it takes both of you upgrade, especially as you don't just cum but actually squirt, soaking him while his cock wiggles relentlessly inside you as your walls are trying to suffocate it.

He groans then changes positions, his man handling of you doesn't stop. Harshly rolling you onto your side, hooking one leg into his shoulder as he keeps rutting into you. Whether he wants to keep overstimulating you or is chasing his own release is unclear. You're not going to be walking for weeks it feels like, his hands still gripping onto your flesh were definitely leaving bruises. You don't really mind though.

Can't be said by Fresh still yapping.

"Don't give out on me yet, bro!"

"Hnnngh, fuck- Fresh!"

"Hey, I'm thinking of a number 1-109. What is it?"

"Is this- AH!~"

"Huh, that's not a number."

"Fuuuck, I uh- 22?"

"Wrong!" Your clit is pinched harshly and you're worried you might cum again, which might push your limit but he finally hits his peak. Groaning as he hits his climax, his cum filling you slowly.

Silence follows. You're still a mess, but Fresh pants a bit then just pulls out. God, the stamina on that man.

"You good?"

"Y-Yeah....yeah..." it's what you asked for alright, "You....you might have to carry me around for a good bit."

He sits beside you and weakly you roll over to converse with him directly. His usual dumb grin perks up even wider.

"Ooooh, for realz? We gotta do it like this more often then!" He gushed, which of course that would be the thing that gets him interested in rough sex. Not him using you like a fleshlight but instead him getting to hold you because your cunt is too sore for you to be able to move your legs.

"We'll see." You smirk, you did almost want to see how far you could take that more forceful- scary side of him. But for now you just cuddle up to him, resting your head on his shoulder and he's happy to pull you close.

[rhyxez]

Could we get a one shot with Fresh being nervous to confess his feelings to us?

Nervous Confessions

|| fresh sans masterlist || requests ||

Fresh had no idea what the fuck he was doing. He could feel his bones shaking some, but he wasn't sure if that was because of the lowering temperature or his current anxious state. Probably a mix of both.

Fresh had been confiding in Blue about him developing unfamiliar feelings for you for months now. Blue's been teaching him basic affection and social norms. Referring to himself as Fresh's dating coach. After months of his 'coaching' lessons, Fresh finally felt like he could confess to you.

He wanted everything to go smoothly; he's never done anything like this before and isn't really sure what to expect. He literally teleported into your home while you were making breakfast to tell you to meet him at your local ice cream place for sunset. A little invasive but it's not like you weren't used to it.

He was getting worried; it felt like too much time was passing but every time he checked it had only been a couple minutes. It felt like he had been waiting for hours. He was dressed up nicely, in one of his favorite colorful jackets and waiting just outside of the shop.

Finally, he saw you. You weren't dressed in anything too fancy, but you also hadn't dressed in anything too casual. After being around Fresh for long enough, you picked up on his chaotic messages. It's like you could read his mind before he could even figure out what he was thinking.

He couldn't take his eyes off you as you approached. You wore the biggest smile which only grew when your eyes met.

"dude, you look rad!" Fresh says, his voice lifting a little too high towards the end.

"Thank you," you giggle. "You look pretty fresh today to."

You throw up some finger guns.

Fresh's glasses displayed, 'nice'.

"i think it's ice cream time." Fresh says, dragging you into the shop.

The two of you get in line behind a couple of people, giving you just enough time to discuss your ice creams.

"i've covered your ice cream dude, you want chocolate with white sprinkles right?"

"With-"

"a cherry on top." Fresh finishes.

You look at him surprised. Fresh looks away quickly and shrugs.

You're ready to sit down but Fresh passes right buy the tables, his sherbert ice cream covered in rainbow sprinkles and gummy bears in hand. You decide not to question it and walk with him.

The line hadn't taken that long, so the sky was just as vibrant as it was when you entered the shop. Everything about the atmosphere was perfect, your favorite time of day, your favorite sweet treat, your favorite person...

Your favorite place?

The two of you come to a stop, how had you not realized you had just walked into your local park?

"The park?" You question.

"yea- it's a pretty rad spot, y'think?"

Fresh watches your face expectantly, when you giggle his shoulders fall in relief.

"It's my favorite spot."

HAHAHAHAHAHAH like fresh didn't know that-

Fresh isn't quite sure what to do now. So, his half-eaten ice cream in hand, just begins to speak.

"you're the most epic person i know," he starts. "i think what i'm tryin' to say is you're the top of the most epic people i know."

You laugh, "you're the most epic person I know too."

Fresh chokes a little at that. Y'know on air. He chokes on air.

His face flushes with color and his free hand starts flexing some.

"i think," he says quietly. "i'm in love with you?"

You smile.

"I'm in love with you too."

Before either of you can react, you hear a loud shouting sound from a few trees over. Both of you instinctively snap your heads in the direction of the sound.

"Hi Blue." You say.

The short skeleton who had most definitely been the source of the sound peeks around a very, very skinny tree.

"CONGRATULATIONSSSSS!!!" He says nervously. He was not meant to be caught.

[ghostlyvoidshark]

Hi not sure if your asks are still open but I'm currently going down a fresh sans brain rot and I saw your plea for requests for him! Can I get fresh with a reader who curses as much as possible because they think his censoring is funny? Also I was wondering how he'd react if readz ran up to him and said "You just lost the game" (please tell me you know what I'm talking about🙏) just now realizing that's like two requests so feel free to do just one or none or whatever you feel ::3

Oh my goodness, all my requests are from forever ago! The Author Curse has for real been trying to annihilate me. /lh, j

But I'm trying to get back into my groove with all of this stuff. I want to get my creativity back and do better with my writing! Especially with the unfortunate rise of Ai. I wan't to put more real-people creative works out there, y'know?

Anyways, here you go! I'm very rusty at all of this so plz forgive me lol.

Fresh Sans x Reader who deliberately swears for the lols. (And a bonus of "You just lost The Game.")

- plus a small feature from Epic

He can't tell if he wants to laugh at the chaotic audacity or be annoyed by you not being more "Family Friendly" lolol

I feel like he'd start pranking you by making the noises into something mildly embarrassing.

Like within your boundaries- because i think he wouldn't want you to be genuinely upset or sad. (I can practically hear him repeating the mantra "confuse don't abuse!" For pranks... unless it's error. They got tom and Jerry level beef.)

But I can see reader going to swear and instead of the usual weird noises it's just– straight up a fog horn. Or a fart sound. And he just looks at you like "what'd you do that for?" As if you can control the sound it makes.

He is a troll and I love him for it. Definition of "Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes." In the best way.

Might start doing physical jokes when you swear. Like timing it so that your swearing lines up with him doing something silly so that it's as if the sound effect was from him.

Boing sound? He's jumping to land on you while you sit there. That weird flute "fwoop" sound? He's doing some gravity defying nonsense. Each time just getting progressively more wacky as you continue.

He is Shockingly stubborn when it comes to jokes. This man will wait a whole month just to pull a whoopee cushion prank. You will not outlast his will to do shenanigans.

If it goes on long enough, he may vanish when he notices you're about to swear so you just deliberately shout "Fuck!" And get strange looks. Depends on his mood lmfaooo.

I think he wouldn't want you be pretty amused if you actually stayed dedicated to it. Like you, three months in, still swearing to hear what weird sounds and pranks he will come up with now, and he's like "Goodness Gracious, brah. You're really going at this, huh?" While laughing.

Almost impressed, possibly a little proud of your dedication to the bit. It may even become an inside joke.

I can see him being like "What the boing, dude? So not rad." In a joking way. Not swearing, not censoring himself. Just him literally saying the onomatopoeia as if it were a swear. And seeing if you catch on and join the joke.

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Bonus!

If you told him he lost The Game (ik what it is and how dare you make me lose it too XD ) This Man would fall to his knees dramatically and be like "noo! Not again!" Like he's a betrayed Shakespearean character. "Again" because Epic has definitely done this to him, too. They both like those older social jokes and shit-posting style things. Now you gotta look out for getting rickrolled by either of them. Or losing it too. They both will be after your ankles now because Fresh definitely told Epic of your betrayal.

This will be a whole long-lasting arc and production of alliances, blackmail, Betrayals, and utter nonsense from all three of you. Kitted out with a fake marriage, a pregnancy, and death. (All roleplayed with fake tears, ofc.) and Fresh somehow referencing the "i had to do it to him" meme very somberly before betraying epic or you with a yo mama joke.

[sleeplessflower2]

here's some fresh headcanons since i haven't really written about him much

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- Fresh can often be seen drinking stuff from goofy cups, sometimes pulling gags like grabbing a bigger cup from off screen each time he goes to take a sip when he's talking to somebody. He likes to make people laugh, especially you

- He really likes Kool-Aid. I don't really have a specific reason for this I just feel like he would

- He often goes to various universes to spray paint in abandoned areas, sometimes even taking you with him to show you what he's left behind in the past/offer for you to leave new art behind with him. He used to go with Ink before Ink became a lot busier, so now he primarily has you to go with

- He has a tendency to lean on you a lot due to his height/he just likes to touch, keeping his arm around your shoulder or resting his chin on your head

- He always somehow knows a reference to some sort of meme or piece of media, he never fails to get jokes- so if he hears you quoting something he'll be able to complete a line pretty quick

- He loves to listen to you yap about anything, giving little hums in reply so you'll keep going. Sometimes you'll catch his glasses saying "LO-VE" before changing to something else

- He would absolutely be down for any situation, just call him and he's there. He also shows up immediately if you're in an emergency, hurrying to your aid to diffuse a tense situation- or distract someone so you can make a getaway

- if he catches you up too late, he will carry you to bed over his shoulder and toss you down onto your bed, staying by your side and cracking jokes until you fall asleep

- absolutely loves arcade games, probably owns a few arcade cabinets. how did he get them? we'll never know

- definitely owns a nerf gun or two, you never know when to expect him having one so he surprises you sometimes. don't let your guard down!!

[drywallcandy]

Steve Kemp who is infatuated with You except you are the female version of Joe Goldberg. Cage in the basement-Everything. Except You didn’t go after Steve, but another man.

[kittycatpaw11]

Sigh

This has been in my drafts for way too long, I'm bestowing it on you instead. I guess it could be interpreted as a request? Pick whoever you think fits. I'd prefer SFW though, but you can do whatever you think goes with it.

"You cared for me when I was weak." The breath from his mouth brushed my ear. "I, an immortal deity, stripped from my power and cast out. And you, unknowing of my true see self, cared for me in my frailty."

I was stock still, frozen while this Being gently cradled me in it's presence.

"Only fair that I do the same for you, dearest," I felt his touch, cold against my neck. "Care for you whilst you're weak. Only..." I felt him smile against my skin.

"Humans are nothing but weak."

Yeah, um. No explanation. Have fun, mutual!

So. I know Fresh *obviously* doesn't talk like this, but I do also know that he's commonly portrayed as a master of disguise. A mimic.

"Eden and Valleys"

'You and Sans have taken in a stray dog.'

PET DEATH AND GORE.

Word Count: 3,300

Pairing: Fresh x Reader

[qin-qin16]

Yapper and Listener 2

cw: Who is the yapper and who is the listener? Ft. Error, Dust and Fresh.

note: the people asked, so I brought more! Part one here!

Yapper: Error

(Forced) Listener: You

Sometimes you even enjoy listening to Error talk about some AUs and “anomalies,” but there comes a point when you can’t stand Error complaining and grumbling about everything and everyone. But as soon as Ink or Fresh shows up, Error glitches out, and you finally get a bit of a break (besides, of course, preparing something to calm Error down when he comes back from his glitch).

(Forced) Yapper: You

Listener: Dust

It’s not like you enjoy talking, but the conversation definitely becomes strange if it’s really just a monologue from you while Dust just watches you from underneath the void of his hood (he’s looking at you, isn’t he? Or is he sleeping?). Whether he’s listening or not, you keep talking, sometimes nervously, sometimes stuttering, but in the end, Dust always nods his head, just to reassure you that, indeed, he is listening.

Yapper: You and Fresh

It’s hard to keep a conversation with Fresh without understanding some of the slang he uses, but you’re managing to adapt. Is it weird to have all your swear words censored? Definitely, but you always end up laughing when someone says one of them, and the person is immediately shocked. Neither you nor Fresh likes to wait for the other to finish, almost like a friendly competition to see who can talk more about a given topic.