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Uptown or Downtown Funk?
A/N: Kinktober Day 8! Rough sex, let's goooo. Little plot , at least, less plot than usual. AFAB Reader, gender neutral.
Kinda goofy, unavoidable with Fresh
Hi! I was wondering if you could write about a cute first date with Underfell Sans and Fresh Sans at an aquarium and having them see sharks for the first time?
Would they be all in awe or just vibing?
Thank you for taking the time to read this request (✿^‿^)
This is super cute, thank you for requesting!! Obvi featuring Fresh and Fell
Fresh & Fell During and Aquarium Date
Fresh:
"I'm down for anything, brah."
Fresh had never really seen many sea creatures up close before. He'd seen pictures and cartoons sure, but he just never took enough interest to go out and see them himself.
That was until you asked him on a date to an aquarium of course.
During the date he bought you a stuffed shark plush from the gift shop and you had it cradled in your arms protectively as you pulled him to the glass separating you and the ocean life.
It was then that a large shadow cast over the two of you. You stand there in absolute awe, eyes locked on the shark in front of you.
You wouldn't see it, but Fresh's glasses displayed, "cool". Seeing a shark in person was pretty awesome but Fresh was more interested in how amazed you were.
He had always thought your interest in sharks was cute.
Fell:
Sea animals aren't a foreign concept to him at all, I mean there's sea-based monsters left and right underground, but he's never truly seen a sea animal like the ones on the surface before.
The entire room surrounding you is enveloped by a deep blue, the walls are textured with wavy lines and blobs, mimicking the water from behind the thick glass.
Sans didn't fully understand why you had chosen this place as your first date, but truth be told, he was just grateful to be with you. The way your face would light up anytime you saw a sea creature, made his usual cocky grin soften into something more genuine.
"Oh my gosh!" Your loud gasp catches him off guard, "Sans c'mere!"
You're waving him over while peeking through the glass to a spot covered by the wall.
Sans raises a bone-brow. what could be so-
A shadow consumes the space around the both of you and Sans is beside you in the blink of an eye. He's got a hand over your shoulder ready to teleport you out of there in an instant.
It's only then he notices that your face isn't one of fear, but of awe. He follows your gaze to a large shark. His sockets widen.
"holy hell."
Now it was your turn to look at Sans. His jaw hung open some, and his eyes were locked onto the sea creature.
You let out a small giggle. You had a feeling he'd like it.
Hi not sure if your asks are still open but I'm currently going down a fresh sans brain rot and I saw your plea for requests for him! Can I get fresh with a reader who curses as much as possible because they think his censoring is funny? Also I was wondering how he'd react if readz ran up to him and said "You just lost the game" (please tell me you know what I'm talking about🙏) just now realizing that's like two requests so feel free to do just one or none or whatever you feel ::3
Oh my goodness, all my requests are from forever ago! The Author Curse has for real been trying to annihilate me. /lh, j
But I'm trying to get back into my groove with all of this stuff. I want to get my creativity back and do better with my writing! Especially with the unfortunate rise of Ai. I wan't to put more real-people creative works out there, y'know?
Anyways, here you go! I'm very rusty at all of this so plz forgive me lol.
Fresh Sans x Reader who deliberately swears for the lols. (And a bonus of "You just lost The Game.")
- plus a small feature from Epic
He can't tell if he wants to laugh at the chaotic audacity or be annoyed by you not being more "Family Friendly" lolol
I feel like he'd start pranking you by making the noises into something mildly embarrassing.
Like within your boundaries- because i think he wouldn't want you to be genuinely upset or sad. (I can practically hear him repeating the mantra "confuse don't abuse!" For pranks... unless it's error. They got tom and Jerry level beef.)
But I can see reader going to swear and instead of the usual weird noises it's just– straight up a fog horn. Or a fart sound. And he just looks at you like "what'd you do that for?" As if you can control the sound it makes.
He is a troll and I love him for it. Definition of "Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes." In the best way.
Might start doing physical jokes when you swear. Like timing it so that your swearing lines up with him doing something silly so that it's as if the sound effect was from him.
Boing sound? He's jumping to land on you while you sit there. That weird flute "fwoop" sound? He's doing some gravity defying nonsense. Each time just getting progressively more wacky as you continue.
He is Shockingly stubborn when it comes to jokes. This man will wait a whole month just to pull a whoopee cushion prank. You will not outlast his will to do shenanigans.
If it goes on long enough, he may vanish when he notices you're about to swear so you just deliberately shout "Fuck!" And get strange looks. Depends on his mood lmfaooo.
I think he wouldn't want you be pretty amused if you actually stayed dedicated to it. Like you, three months in, still swearing to hear what weird sounds and pranks he will come up with now, and he's like "Goodness Gracious, brah. You're really going at this, huh?" While laughing.
Almost impressed, possibly a little proud of your dedication to the bit. It may even become an inside joke.
I can see him being like "What the boing, dude? So not rad." In a joking way. Not swearing, not censoring himself. Just him literally saying the onomatopoeia as if it were a swear. And seeing if you catch on and join the joke.
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Bonus!
If you told him he lost The Game (ik what it is and how dare you make me lose it too XD ) This Man would fall to his knees dramatically and be like "noo! Not again!" Like he's a betrayed Shakespearean character. "Again" because Epic has definitely done this to him, too. They both like those older social jokes and shit-posting style things. Now you gotta look out for getting rickrolled by either of them. Or losing it too. They both will be after your ankles now because Fresh definitely told Epic of your betrayal.
This will be a whole long-lasting arc and production of alliances, blackmail, Betrayals, and utter nonsense from all three of you. Kitted out with a fake marriage, a pregnancy, and death. (All roleplayed with fake tears, ofc.) and Fresh somehow referencing the "i had to do it to him" meme very somberly before betraying epic or you with a yo mama joke.
here's some fresh headcanons since i haven't really written about him much
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- Fresh can often be seen drinking stuff from goofy cups, sometimes pulling gags like grabbing a bigger cup from off screen each time he goes to take a sip when he's talking to somebody. He likes to make people laugh, especially you
- He really likes Kool-Aid. I don't really have a specific reason for this I just feel like he would
- He often goes to various universes to spray paint in abandoned areas, sometimes even taking you with him to show you what he's left behind in the past/offer for you to leave new art behind with him. He used to go with Ink before Ink became a lot busier, so now he primarily has you to go with
- He has a tendency to lean on you a lot due to his height/he just likes to touch, keeping his arm around your shoulder or resting his chin on your head
- He always somehow knows a reference to some sort of meme or piece of media, he never fails to get jokes- so if he hears you quoting something he'll be able to complete a line pretty quick
- He loves to listen to you yap about anything, giving little hums in reply so you'll keep going. Sometimes you'll catch his glasses saying "LO-VE" before changing to something else
- He would absolutely be down for any situation, just call him and he's there. He also shows up immediately if you're in an emergency, hurrying to your aid to diffuse a tense situation- or distract someone so you can make a getaway
- if he catches you up too late, he will carry you to bed over his shoulder and toss you down onto your bed, staying by your side and cracking jokes until you fall asleep
- absolutely loves arcade games, probably owns a few arcade cabinets. how did he get them? we'll never know
- definitely owns a nerf gun or two, you never know when to expect him having one so he surprises you sometimes. don't let your guard down!!
Steve Kemp who is infatuated with You except you are the female version of Joe Goldberg. Cage in the basement-Everything. Except You didn’t go after Steve, but another man.
Sigh
This has been in my drafts for way too long, I'm bestowing it on you instead. I guess it could be interpreted as a request? Pick whoever you think fits. I'd prefer SFW though, but you can do whatever you think goes with it.
"You cared for me when I was weak." The breath from his mouth brushed my ear. "I, an immortal deity, stripped from my power and cast out. And you, unknowing of my true see self, cared for me in my frailty."
I was stock still, frozen while this Being gently cradled me in it's presence.
"Only fair that I do the same for you, dearest," I felt his touch, cold against my neck. "Care for you whilst you're weak. Only..." I felt him smile against my skin.
"Humans are nothing but weak."
Yeah, um. No explanation. Have fun, mutual!
So. I know Fresh *obviously* doesn't talk like this, but I do also know that he's commonly portrayed as a master of disguise. A mimic.
"Eden and Valleys"
'You and Sans have taken in a stray dog.'
PET DEATH AND GORE.
Word Count: 3,300
Pairing: Fresh x Reader
Yapper and Listener 2
cw: Who is the yapper and who is the listener? Ft. Error, Dust and Fresh.
note: the people asked, so I brought more! Part one here!
Yapper: Error
(Forced) Listener: You
Sometimes you even enjoy listening to Error talk about some AUs and “anomalies,” but there comes a point when you can’t stand Error complaining and grumbling about everything and everyone. But as soon as Ink or Fresh shows up, Error glitches out, and you finally get a bit of a break (besides, of course, preparing something to calm Error down when he comes back from his glitch).
(Forced) Yapper: You
Listener: Dust
It’s not like you enjoy talking, but the conversation definitely becomes strange if it’s really just a monologue from you while Dust just watches you from underneath the void of his hood (he’s looking at you, isn’t he? Or is he sleeping?). Whether he’s listening or not, you keep talking, sometimes nervously, sometimes stuttering, but in the end, Dust always nods his head, just to reassure you that, indeed, he is listening.
Yapper: You and Fresh
It’s hard to keep a conversation with Fresh without understanding some of the slang he uses, but you’re managing to adapt. Is it weird to have all your swear words censored? Definitely, but you always end up laughing when someone says one of them, and the person is immediately shocked. Neither you nor Fresh likes to wait for the other to finish, almost like a friendly competition to see who can talk more about a given topic.