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Ranboo: Here
Tubbo, pocketing it: Thanks. Tommy, break down the door

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@dsmp-incorrectquotes
Tubbo: We need to get through this locked door. Ranboo, give me your credit card
Ranboo: Here
Tubbo, pocketing it: Thanks. Tommy, break down the door
Tommy: Here's $300 to break up with Tubbo
Ranboo: Uh Tommy, I think you should save that money for our wedding
Dream, who has felt no real emotions in his entire life: What’s worse than a heartbreak, in your opinion?
Bad, already tearing up: Stepping on your pet's tail, AND NOT BEING ABLE TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU'RE SORRY!
Phil: Tommy! We don’t use curse words in this house.
Wilbur, in the distance: FUCK!
Tubbo, teasing: You know, Quackity, I notice you always wear black clothing. Whose funeral are you attending haha
Quackity: Haven’t decided yet.
Ranboo:
Wilbur, slowly trying to leave the room:
Phil: *answers phone* Hello?
Tommy: It's Tommy.
Phil: *sighs* What did the child do this time?
Tommy: No, it's me, Phil. It's actually me.
Phil: *sighs again* What did you do this time?
Purpled: I don't see how people go to the casino and loose thousands. I just lost five dollars and I'm thinking about blowing this whole casino up and everybody in it.
Tubbo: Well, that went badly, murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.
Ranboo: Murder was never on anybody’s agenda! Ever!
Techno: It's on mine, just not until Thursday.
Techno: I feel fine, Phil, stop worrying.
Philza: You were just stabbed!
Techno: Don't worry, I've been stabbed before.
Phil: YOU DON'T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED, TECHNO!
Sapnap: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but i’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Bad: Just rip the bandage off son
Sapnap: It’s karl
Bad: Aww!! that’s so cute!!
Sapnap: And quackity—
Bad: Put the bandage back on.
Techno: Wait, how many kids DO you have?
Phil: Biologically, legally, or emotionally?
Tubbo: Ranboo annoyed me today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Tubbo: There's nothing special about tomorrow. But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.
Quackity: See? See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh
Ranboo: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this, I will personally teleport to your house and slap you
Purpled: I'm gonna dip a clementine in ketchup
Qua ckity, disgusted: Why do you hate Jesus??
Purples: Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for, and my rebellion will continue until he has done so
Ranboo: What rock group has four men that don't sing?
Phil: What?
Ranboo: Mount Rushmore
Phil:
Phil: Get out
Sam: How many times are you going to run?! I've already captured you seventeen different times!
Dream: I feel like it's gonna be, like, at least eighteen. Sorry brother!
Sam:
Sam: The caucasity of this bitch-
Phil: This grocery store...it does not pass the "vibe check".
Wilbur: Techno, why are you teaching my father modern slang?
Phil: I'm offended. You do not pass the vibe check either.