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Tubbo: We need to get through this locked door. Ranboo, give me your credit card

Ranboo: Here

Tubbo, pocketing it: Thanks. Tommy, break down the door

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Tommy: Here's $300 to break up with Tubbo

Ranboo: Uh Tommy, I think you should save that money for our wedding

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Dream, who has felt no real emotions in his entire life: What’s worse than a heartbreak, in your opinion?

Bad, already tearing up: Stepping on your pet's tail, AND NOT BEING ABLE TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU'RE SORRY!

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Phil: Tommy! We don’t use curse words in this house.

Wilbur, in the distance: FUCK!

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Tubbo, teasing: You know, Quackity, I notice you always wear black clothing. Whose funeral are you attending haha

Quackity: Haven’t decided yet.

Ranboo:

Wilbur, slowly trying to leave the room:

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Phil: *answers phone* Hello?

Tommy: It's Tommy.

Phil: *sighs* What did the child do this time?

Tommy: No, it's me, Phil. It's actually me.

Phil: *sighs again* What did you do this time?

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Purpled: I don't see how people go to the casino and loose thousands. I just lost five dollars and I'm thinking about blowing this whole casino up and everybody in it.

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Tubbo: Well, that went badly, murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.

Ranboo: Murder was never on anybody’s agenda! Ever!

Techno: It's on mine, just not until Thursday.

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Techno: I feel fine, Phil, stop worrying.

Philza: You were just stabbed!

Techno: Don't worry, I've been stabbed before.

Phil: YOU DON'T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED, TECHNO!

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Sapnap: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but i’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Bad: Just rip the bandage off son

Sapnap: It’s karl

Bad: Aww!! that’s so cute!!

Sapnap: And quackity—

Bad: Put the bandage back on.

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Techno: Wait, how many kids DO you have?

Phil: Biologically, legally, or emotionally?

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Tubbo: Ranboo annoyed me today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Tubbo: There's nothing special about tomorrow. But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

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Quackity: See? See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh

Ranboo: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this, I will personally teleport to your house and slap you

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Purpled: I'm gonna dip a clementine in ketchup

Qua ckity, disgusted: Why do you hate Jesus??

Purples: Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for, and my rebellion will continue until he has done so

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Ranboo: What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Phil: What?

Ranboo: Mount Rushmore

Phil:

Phil: Get out

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Sam: How many times are you going to run?! I've already captured you seventeen different times!

Dream: I feel like it's gonna be, like, at least eighteen. Sorry brother!

Sam:

Sam: The caucasity of this bitch-

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Phil: This grocery store...it does not pass the "vibe check".

Wilbur: Techno, why are you teaching my father modern slang?

Phil: I'm offended. You do not pass the vibe check either.