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@dsmpincorrectquotes
Technoblade: Is there actually even anyone named Sheldon in real life?
Wilbur: My class turtle from 6th grade
Technoblade: That is a turtle
Wilbur: When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?
Technoblade:
Ranboo: Why are you here?
Tommy: You texted and said Tubbo got hurt. So I bought a watermelon
Ranboo: Why?
Tommy: Tubbo loves watermelon
Tubbo: [hugging the watermelon crying]
Tommy: Thank you for letting me stay with you, this has been the best week of my life; I havenât even died once.
Puffy: Run that by me again?
Wilbur, running for his life: This is entirely your fault.
Tommy, also running: How is it my fault?
Wilbur: Because if itâs not your fault then itâs mine and that canât be right.
Wilbur: I found that I have been happier ever since I changed from drinking coffee in the morning to orange juice
Wilbur: Doctors say it's the vitamin-C, I personaly think it's the vodka.
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Tommy: What happens if I press the gas and the break at the same time?
Wilbur: The car takes a screenshot! ^-^
Phil: Pull over right now.
Ranboo: I was that kid who played with worms because I didn't have human friends
Wilbur: You are still that kid đ
Techno: Fuck! I fell in a hole.
Ranboo, no hesitation: That seems like a whole lot of trouble, Technoblade.
Techno:
Bad: Stop saying âI wishâ, and start saying âI willâ.
Tommy: I will my family still loved me.
Tubbo: I wanna put a poison dart frog in my mouth. theyâre so⊠gummy. Chomp Chomp.
Ranboo: Youâre mentally ill
Tubbo: Yes
Ranboo: I mean, to be frank I-
Tubbo: Who the fuck is Frank and why do you want to be him.
Ranboo: âŠ
Tommy: How much does the earth cost? Iâm gonna buy the earth.
Phil:
Techno:
Wilbur:
Wilbur: And what will you do? As leader of earth?
Tommy: Take all the strongest people in the world, and make them beat up the people that donât like me.
Techno: Nice.
Someone: Hey can I get your number?
Techno, visibly texting: I donât have a phone.
Technoblade: If I killed someone, would you rat me out?
Wilbur: No. But I would use it against you everyday.
Technoblade:
Wilbur: âAre you going to take the rubbish out today or am I making a phone call?â type stuff.
Wilbur: Oh to float in a flooded park like that one painting of Ophelia in the swampâŠ
Technoblade: Life goals.
Tommy: Why the fuck are you both like this
Wilbur: How dare you. I am never a simp.
Wilbur: Iâm just horny for skin contact.
Technoblade:
Technoblade: That. Thatâs just touch starvation.