Kiana Khansmith
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
blake kathryn
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
NASA
Origami Around
Discoholic 🪩
Cosimo Galluzzi
#extradirty
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Fai_Ryy
Keni
Love Begins
ellievsbear
PR's Tumblrdome
d e v o n
𓃗
hello vonnie
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
seen from Israel
seen from United States
seen from Venezuela
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Iraq
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@dsmpincorrectquotes
Technoblade: Is there actually even anyone named Sheldon in real life?
Wilbur: My class turtle from 6th grade
Technoblade: That is a turtle
Wilbur: When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?
Technoblade:
Ranboo: Why are you here?
Tommy: You texted and said Tubbo got hurt. So I bought a watermelon
Ranboo: Why?
Tommy: Tubbo loves watermelon
Tubbo: [hugging the watermelon crying]
Tommy: Thank you for letting me stay with you, this has been the best week of my life; I haven’t even died once.
Puffy: Run that by me again?
Wilbur, running for his life: This is entirely your fault.
Tommy, also running: How is it my fault?
Wilbur: Because if it’s not your fault then it’s mine and that can’t be right.
Wilbur: I found that I have been happier ever since I changed from drinking coffee in the morning to orange juice
Wilbur: Doctors say it's the vitamin-C, I personaly think it's the vodka.
Check out the Mossy Writers community on Discord - hang out with 6 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
:grabs you: come and join !! it’s a mcyt and mcyt fic focused, but all writers are welcome; there’s categories for all!
Tommy: What happens if I press the gas and the break at the same time?
Wilbur: The car takes a screenshot! ^-^
Phil: Pull over right now.
Ranboo: I was that kid who played with worms because I didn't have human friends
Wilbur: You are still that kid 😒
Techno: Fuck! I fell in a hole.
Ranboo, no hesitation: That seems like a whole lot of trouble, Technoblade.
Techno:
Bad: Stop saying ‘I wish’, and start saying ‘I will’.
Tommy: I will my family still loved me.
Tubbo: I wanna put a poison dart frog in my mouth. they’re so… gummy. Chomp Chomp.
Ranboo: You’re mentally ill
Tubbo: Yes
Ranboo: I mean, to be frank I-
Tubbo: Who the fuck is Frank and why do you want to be him.
Ranboo: …
Tommy: How much does the earth cost? I’m gonna buy the earth.
Phil:
Techno:
Wilbur:
Wilbur: And what will you do? As leader of earth?
Tommy: Take all the strongest people in the world, and make them beat up the people that don’t like me.
Techno: Nice.
Someone: Hey can I get your number?
Techno, visibly texting: I don’t have a phone.
Technoblade: If I killed someone, would you rat me out?
Wilbur: No. But I would use it against you everyday.
Technoblade:
Wilbur: “Are you going to take the rubbish out today or am I making a phone call?” type stuff.
Wilbur: Oh to float in a flooded park like that one painting of Ophelia in the swamp…
Technoblade: Life goals.
Tommy: Why the fuck are you both like this
Wilbur: How dare you. I am never a simp.
Wilbur: I’m just horny for skin contact.
Technoblade:
Technoblade: That. That’s just touch starvation.