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@dstryvampres
Welcome to my blog !!
This is an 18+ space minors DNI
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Would you guys still read my stuff even if it wasn't about Cillian Murphy characters lol
Hey dude, obviously you’re not obligated to post but since you haven’t I just wanted to check in on how you’re doing. Hope everything is good!
hiiii guys !! i am okay university has just been absolutely kicking my ass and i had a break up and i am like in financial crisis. semester is almost done though, so i hope to be back. possibly might open up commissions to help out with my poor financial state, let me know if you guys want that. but yeah, just been not a very fun semester sorry everybody
Rip stanley you would have loved Avon
come on baby light my fire
hiiii i’m going to try and post something soon but also im in my second year of university and im a commuter so im very very tired all the time but !!!!! i still want to put something out for you guys :)
Neil Lewis would be the perfect boytoy.
He’s started watching porn - erotic cinema as he calls it. The faux orgasms, the unrealistic catty moans, the stupidly harsh thrusts - it wasn’t reality. But it gets his head turning enough.
You put him to work and work he does. You ride his face daily, rutting into his lips and his nose as his tongue laps on your pussy and he moans lewdly into you. You buck into him, making him eat you til you cum a few times, only then letting him sink his dick in. The foreplay is lovely, the way he’s so eager to please and relinquishes his urges in favor of meeting yours.
When he finally finally gets his dick in you - mauve bulbous tip and half olive dick of 7 big and veiny skin - into your pussy he’s beside himself. He always is. Less addicted to sex and more addicted to you he’s sniffling and rasping with wet eyes: “Thank you! Thank you!”
Those porn stars don’t have shit on the real thing.
i'm gonna hunt this man down and get him boypregnant seahorse style
this was so fun, couldn’t find the right shade of ombré red dye though 🥲
if anybody wants to try it here’s the link!
no pressure tags: @madi-roo @paradiseprincesss @murphymania1976 @dstryvampres
awe this was fun :] here’s the link if anyone wants to do it 💗☕️
no pressure tags @dstryvampres @madi-roo @mothhball @kpopgirlbtssvt
sorry I'm late hehe
hi I'm back, sorry I left I got my wisdom teeth removed and then became so depressed I stopped feeling horny
should i work on requests first or an original fic
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Thanks a million to the wonderful, amazing, and talented @novashelby for tagging me. I am taking this far more seriously than I should <3
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U - Uptown Girl by Billy Joel
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spelling out my name with song titles oh yeah
d - disorder by joy division
s - southern belle by elliott smith
t - the end by the doors
r - red wine supernova by chappell roan
y - you by radiohead
v - vampires will never hurt you by my chemical romance
a - astro zombies by the misfits
m - mojo pin by jeff buckley
p - punch and judy by elliott smith
r - ruby soho by rancid
e - everlong by foo fighters
s - so real by jeff buckley
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who was your first dilf love ???? mine was pedro pascal :3
just got an amazing request i’m slobbering rn
guys should i write a joel miller fic hehehe
Can I request a fluff between Neil Lewis and a reader who works at the video store that rivals his Gumshoe store? I think this would be real funny lmao.
YES YOU CAN !!!!!
Pairing: neil lewis x reader
Summary: neil lewis comes in before opening to fuel the flames of your fued
Tags: nothing happens
Word count: 461
“I wish I knew how to quit you,” a voice quotes from the door, it’s the exact timing of the movie going on the TV.
You peer up from the piece of paper you’re using to take stock of the DVDs that had just been returned the night before. Neil Lewis is walking over to you. The sly bastard grinning the whole way over.
“Are you setting up for a cowboy week? Or do you just like to watch Brokeback Mountain casually?” Neil pokes, he already had his own deal on cowboy movies starting today which completely ruined your plans.
“Brokeback Mountain is a great movie,” you reply, a little too snappy.
You take a moment for calm yourself down internally before trying to taunt Neil now.
“How’s business going?” You ask, sugarcoating your voice a slight amount.
“Pretty good. How about you?” Neil says, placing a hand on the register.
“Good, we’re actually just preparing for a deal on vampire movies soon,” you smirk.
It’s a small win that you got to do the vampire deal and movie marathon before Neil got to, especially since you know he was planning one out a month in advance. Watching his face jump into a panicked expression for a couple seconds at your words was a reward for your thwarted efforts this week.
“Oh, that’s interesting. Don't you think it’s a little too early for that,” Neil comments, gritting his teeth.
“Nope,” you smile, “I think it’s never too early to get into the Halloween spirit. Personally I think it’s about time everyone does, it’s the end of August.”
Neil just smiles bitterly at you, and you return the gesture. What goes around comes around, and Neil stole your cowboy idea, so you must steal his vampire deal week. He should understand, because he started this.
“Well my store is just about to open, have a good day,” Neil sighs, starting to edge his way to the door.
“You too,” you say, waving goodbye.
Neil’s giving you these sad eyes that almost make you feel bad for him, you don’t know why. You bite your lip, tossing an idea over in your head a little bit. Should you invite Neil to the vampire showing tonight? A friendly gesture to blow out some of the extra flames sparked recently in your petty feud… Why not?
“Neil!” you shout out, just before he opens the door. His head perks up to look at you. “Do you want to come to the vampire movie marathon tonight… It starts just after Gumshoe closes.”
“Sure. Why not?” Neil says, a small smile coming over his face before he finally does leave.
Hopefully he actually takes on your offer, but knowing Neil he wouldn’t miss it for the world.