I intend to live forever, or die trying.

26. NV.

[duchessoftumblr]

Why?

No matter where I go someone with crunchy food or gum or some loud eating habit sits near me. ALWAYS. Ugh, this is so frustrating.

[arthurmorgans]

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

[summerfinns]

[giantrubberducky]

You all realize this is us in about 20 years.

[pussylightlytoasted]

Guess I’ll rub my OWN damn ass

[anxietyproblem]

[boazpriestly]

You ever just feel really called out?

[andialmostdo]

me: *is super motivated to do a thing*

literally one second: *passes*

me: *is no longer interested in the thing at all*

[vantasticmess]

shoutout to the adhd people who did well in school for years but suddenly crashed and burned when the responsibilities outweighed their coping skills

shoutout to the adhd people who couldn’t finish college

shoutout to the adhd people who do great work but lose their jobs because of poor time managment

shoutout to the adhd people who don’t lose their jobs but can never advance because of their inconsistent performance

shoutout to the adhd people who want more work responsibilities but are afraid of what will happen when they inevitably make a careless mistake or their inattention leads something important to be forgotten

shoutout to the adhd people who have damaged their credit rating by forgetting to pay bills or return library books

shoutout to the adhd people who work their ass off every day but never know if the results will be stellar, average, or terrible

shoutout to the adhd people who have done just well enough to go most of their lives knowing something was wrong, but figuring they just needed to work harder to fix it.

[adhdpie]

Adhd culture is (#327)

saying ‘I don’t know’ when people ask you why you did something they didn’t want you to do b/c you know why but explaining the fast-moving logic train that got you there is too complicated

[adhdpie]

Alternatively: when you do try to explain yourself, the psn who asked cuts you off and tells you to stop making excuses

[harlequinhatter]

When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink

[togeqi]

sibling culture is willingly dehydrating yourself for hours to avoid giving up the seat you EARNED

[sativable]

y’all are forgetting prime strategy: coming back to find your seat stolen and just sitting on top of your sibling

[ampervadasz]

[justsomeantifas]

mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.

mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.

[justsomeantifas]

the reason they’re always “broken” is mcdonalds ice cream machines take 4 hours to clean, mcdonalds has repeatedly said they would replace the machines with ones that are easier to clean, and yet they still haven’t years after the proclamation

basically what i’m saying is, how can they replace their employees with efficient machines when they can’t even replace their machines with efficient machines.

[cronagorgonzola]

Those old ice cream machines are nasty af btw, corporate’s refusal to replace their old busted-ass machinery is a danger to the workers and consumers. The one at the McDonald’s I worked at had an internal leak so the inside was just full of old rotten milk that smelled like death, but even after my manager opened it up and cleaned it out upper management wouldn’t even think about replacing it cause they didn’t seem to see a problem. Because apparently exposing your workers and customers to rotten food isn’t a problem as long as no one sees it.

Anyway even if the ice cream machine is working probably don’t get the ice cream.

[justsomeantifas]

[fun-ta-mental]

[nyanbinyuri]

[nimblermortal]

[fluffyblue-multifandommess]

Food safety regulations food safety regulations food safety regulations

[justsomeantifas]

y’see the food and safety regulations are largely there, but few are going to enforce them on mcdonalds. 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[greenfinches]

trying to provoke an emotional reaction out of urself by watching sad movies when u’ve been numb and disconnected frm ur own body for days

[ap-kinda-lit]

Here’s 👏 the motherfucking 👏 tea

[imalreadydashingthroughtheno]

[duchessoftumblr]

How do people decide what they want to do for the rest of their life? How do you go to work every day and know you are doing the right thing because you actually enjoy it a majority of the time?

Because I can tell you right now that I have not figured it out yet. I feel exhausted and stuck and scared to do anything different because I know I'm going to start well and then fall apart when I realize a new job isnt what I want to do either. Uggggggh. I've never felt this hopeless and I'm just...I'm so tired.