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Indie Ducktales 2017 Donald Duck 🐓Pecked By Hen🐓

[duckeryy]

❛ maybe i can change.

—“I don’t care what you  THINK,  Gladstone! What matters is what you DO.”

It wasn’t unclear where Donald’s stance was with Gladstone. With little patience for the goose in almost any circumstance, it took the slightest shove in the wrong direction and Donald would turn in his hat and go home with a bitter taste in his mouth that just begged to shout and curse profanities at the other. 

Clenching his own fists, the duck brushed past the goose with little acknowledgment. Whether he was heading home or not was unclear, but there was one thing for certain; Donald wasn’t sticking around Gladstone.

—“I wouldn’t even believe a  SAINT  who’s told me you’ve changed. I’d have to see that for myself. All my life all I’ve seen you do is stand around and let your LUCK take the wheel. You want to change? Well,  PROVE IT,  goose! Then come talk to me.”

[duckeryy]

❛ you're so lucky.

—“Pfff, nice joke, Glad.  REAL FUNNY  coming from you. Whaddya talking ‘bout?”

[duckeryy]

Gladstone: See? See, one day you’re gonna look back on this and laugh.

Donald: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.

[duckeryy]

❛ d'ya speak ant ?

—“Do YOU speak shamrock?”

[frodo-sam]

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

donald and scrooge are good because 

“excuse me? i lost my nephew. can i please make an announcement?” “of course.” (leans into mic) “goodbye you little shit.”

and

“excuse me? i lost my uncle. can i please make an announcement?” “of course.” (leans into mic) “goodbye you old bastard.”

are equally viable. just two ducks who both daydream about abandoning the other at a mall food court and finding freedom at last

[duckeryy]

iim-a-pilot:

“You bet, Mr. Dee! There’s nothing Launchpad McQuack can’t break! Er, fix!”

“I can have your place straightened out in a few hours, tops! Especially with Dewey’s help! I could even get started on it right now if you want me to! I don’t have to pick up Mr. McDee from the Bin until five.”

---“Oh great, now how can I be mad when ya make an offer like that?”

---“Alright... but I’m gonna keep an eye on you. If you  REALLY CAN  crash anything, then I’m willing to bet that you can crash a hammer.”

[mlee525]

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Lord Huron - “Lonesome Dreams”

I lie under starlit sky And the seasons change in the blink of an eye I watch as the planets turn And the old stars die and the young stars burn

[duckeryy]

"What was mom like?" - Huey

What was she like?It was a question he’d even ask himself. Not to say he hadn’t forgotten her, no. He used it as an excuse to look back on distant memories.

—“She was…” The pause in his voice aligned with the distant expression on the duck’s face – he was somewhere far, far away right now. “–like you.”

His expression shifted and his voice hitched. He looked down at the duckling with a longing expression that mirrored Huey’s. ---“She was like you... and Dewey, and Louie. She was smart, she was prepared for anything that came her way. She liked’ta read and study. She could talk anyone into doing anything she wanted without ‘em giving so much as a single complaint. She was one’a the best fighters I ever saw.”A soft smile reached the duck’s bill as he snuck a hand beneath Huey’s hat and he swore he wouldn’t cry but he could already feel the dampness on the corner of his eyes.

---“I can tell ya this, there aren’t any three ducklings around more like her than you and your brothers.”

[duckeryy]

[tobiasliljeborg]

[duckeryy]

I’m a very socially anxious person. I need confirmation from the other person simply to call them by their name. Thus, I’ve made this post out of hope it’ll relieve my anxiety regarding these topics.

Mutuals please like/comment on this post to confirm to me that it is okay for me to:

● Tag you in various things. Starters, posts, crack, ect. ● Plot with you. ● Send you starters & memes. ● Reply to your opens. ● Like your starter calls. ● Message you at 3 AM to show you a cute pic of a bird.

Please note it is likely that I will still do some of these with you even if you do not like this starter call. This is simply to give me more comfort and ease my anxiety when it comes to interactions.

[heroiic-pilot]

@duckeryy

“I know it looks like the top of your houseboat’s a little more crooked than it used to be, but I promise it’s-

It’s way more crooked. It’s mine and Dewey’s fault.”

[duckeryy]

---“Uh-huh. I’ve got eyes, Launchpad. I can see that.”

---“You better hope Scrooge hasn’t got anything for ya to do this weekend, ‘cause you and Dewey are gonna help me fix this.”

[scrooche]

ANYWAY last night me & hen were talking about potential donald birthday situations n donald not celebrating his b - day when he left scrooge nd della disappeared but one year when the boiis got older they threw him a lil surprise party. dew decorated, notably balloons that were halfway deflating w marker drawn smiley faces on all them, hue made a pancake stack halfway tilted w pink frosting nd sprinkles, and lou, well lou, he made the card.

[scrooche]

Who’s got the sweetest disposition? Who never never starts an argument?  Who never shows a bit of temperament? Who’s never wrong but always right? Who’d never dream of starting a fight?  Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?  //  @duckeryy

[duckeryy]

WHO’S THE DOG SUPPOSED TO BE

[blatherinblatherskite]

happy birthday della and donald!!! your family loves you so much

[i-restuff]

it’s that time of the year ! ~