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[duckfeatusssss]

I'm Moving My Blog!

It's getting crowded here and it's difficult to grasp a good theme right now, so I'm moving the blog to a different account under the same name (@duckfeatus). Thanks for everything!

[parentheticalaside]

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

[blacklaceandcombatboots-deactiv]

who wrote this, expose him

[ofools]

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

[tobjoernebaer]

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

[tyradicalsaurusreg-deactivated2]

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

[lesbian-lizards]

That was difficult to read.

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

So ugly

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

[sunnysrecovery]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

[bonitabreezy]

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

[lyriumandbiotics]

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

[ventrue-rosary]

“To get back to my body”

[starlitsylveon]

[kateordie]

I’m D Y I N G

[unwinona]

IT GOT BETTER

[moribondslut]

Visit Original Link

AVF (FT. MAITRE GIMS + ORELSAN) – STROMAE

ALLEZ VOUS FAIRE FOUTRE, J'AI UN MATCH DE FOOT

[whatarainyday]

you know he would

[inkxmilk]

a request from @kentheghoul ! 

[msleilei]

always wanted to do these squad meme

[miidoriyas]

[avyea]

they’re in love

[no2da]

its a date :3c

[redvelvetink]

my girls

[fujitastatara]

BNHA + GIRLS

[trash-with-pride]

jirou kyoka

best girl

[furyokus]

Boku no Hero Academia S2 ED

[dailybnha]

Well, there’s still time before the finals, and it’d be a pain if things got tense. It’s fine! Let’s do it! 

[nappotuna]

the 1-A girls!! might turn into stickers some time soon!

[havenroze]

look theyre girlfriends i dont make the rules

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[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]