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When you die you become good You become kind You become smart Caring, lovable, diligent, pretty You're a model child Everyone admires you Everyone mourns your loss Everyone is your friend You can be everything you ever wanted to be for people You're perfect But dead

#Am i dead yet #thoughts

I wish I could just disappear and not be a disappointment anymore

Why doesn't it all end? I'm good for nothing, what am I even doing here? Why am I so weak? Why can't I be the person everyone trusts in? I just keep ruining things, doing everything wrong.. And I'm all alone, and I keep suffering, and still I keep pushing forward for something that I know won't work out. I wish it was easier to admit that I've just fucked up and I need to give up already I wish I could just disappear and not be a disappointment anymore

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restful spring.

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this is too real

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Taemin getting his heart-rate monitored and everyone teasing that he’s secretly dating someone 😂 (x)

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Why we love gay ships

I’ve wondered about this a lot and for a long time. I think at least PART of the reason that people, young women especially, become so attached to gay male ships–canon or not–like Destiel and Johnlock is because it’s two men showing emotion toward each other. We appreciate that it’s a cultural stigma for guys to show affection, especially for each other. But it’s what we crave from them. It’s no secret that we nerdy girls often feel a lack of attention and affection from guys. So the idea of men comfortable not only with treating women well, but men, too? Maybe that’s reassuring. Some of us may find it attractive when a man doesn’t feel the need to reassert his masculinity every time he hugs his buddy. Of course, there is the obvious reason of wanting equal representation as well. This is just my theory. :)

UPDATE: Because this post blew up way more than expected, I would like to clarify something. Fetishizing non-hetero relationships does them a disservice if all they are is a fetish. LGBTQ relationships are real. They are serious. They deserve the same respect society gives hetero couples. Thanks to everyone who has joined the conversation and added some great commentary!

#oh damn #yes fucking yess

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tid month 2016: week two

↳ favourite character(s) - magnus bane

you endure what is unbearable, and you bear it. that is all.

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Lady Midnight (2012)

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Kieran and Mark

#ahhhhhh #aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

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A shoujo story where you need to hide from (or kill) your generic bishounen senpai because you accidentally saw him in his man-eating monster state and the only way you can detect his presence is when you nosebleed when they have their eyes on you.

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#THIS

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Children are wild

Today one of my students threw a stuffed animal across the room and it landed directly in a plate filled with paint

And I had it narrowed down to a few kids but no one would confess so I made them all put their toys away and have five minutes of quiet time to Reflect on Their Behavior

During that five minutes of relative silence, this group of three year olds INVENTED A NEW CLASSMATE, named him, and unanimously blamed him for throwing the toy across the room

There was not a single weak link, they were all ride or die

Unreal

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i’m posting this version too because it looks so much better at a smaller size since i painted it so roughly ;A;

#pretty art

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New Sitcom Idea

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

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No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”