Spam and Stuff @duckysdammspam - Tumblr Blog

sqweanky

YOOOO manic breakdown POSTPONED LOOK AT THIS THING

the kowari....

jojo-the-dogg0

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

murkymarco

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

slimetony

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

slimetony

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

le-jardin-inculte

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

shithowdy

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

ririwithrice

Forgive me father for I have spinned

a-very-cute-snake

mcromwell

did you know you can poke holes in your Otamatone and stick taxidermy eyes in them

and then even smaller

of-aurora

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.

bigbuffcheetohpuff97-deactivate

ive never hit reblog so fast

books-andbiscuits

Thats 1,595,968 URLs

dont-tell-the-teacher-deactivat

Fuck you mom and dad

becausewedefinetheworld

1242629 URLs, we can do better

funshine-in-sunshine

MOAR

forest-waters

Do ya’ll like moths

sheneniquan

Moths are pretty cool

starprin101

I’ve seen an orange moth. It was beautiful

meganattron

Rebloging like my life depends on it!

cherry-blossom-qf

GO FOR THE GAE!!

theduke-va

DO

IT!!!!

demonic-bun

FOR THE VINE!!!

v3t0m0

moth

kajit-shark-is-v-coot

😤

I’m homophibic-phobic (scared of homophobes)

world-enough-and-timerogue

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.