knower of squid facts

Squid, he/him, 23

[a-dux]

Yeehaw what if squids rode whales like cowboys ride cows

They already do

[a-dux]

Thanks to packing the current bedding situation is bare university-issued mattress, sheet folded hotdog style over top (which I slip into like a sleeping bag) and a throw blanket over top. Also one single pillow and my two identical chicken stuffed animals.

[a-dux]

I really understand Jonathan Harker now because I too have been stuck in mostly one place with my diary and almost no one to talk to for days and my entries have gotten extremely long.

[gin-juice-tonic]

Boy why you so silly?

[boybeetles]

There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[cathartidae]

hey. dont cry. 566 california condors, okay? 369 free flying.[1] it's gonna be okay.

[cathartidae]

for the record, in 1987 there were 27. [2] things can get better.

[cathartidae]

HEY. DONT CRY. 607 CALIFORNIA CONDORS, OKAY? 392 FREE FLYING. [3]

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[evilwizard]

one time i walked into God’s room when He wasn’t expecting me and He was kneeling by the foot of His bed praying. tf. who was He praying to ..?

[latinare]

dei cubiculum quondam intravi dum me non exspectaret et ad pedem cubilis orans genuit. qf. cui orabat ..?

[evilwizard]

this is good because maybe there are medieval priests who wanna read this one

[oldenglishtextposts]

hit gelamp sume dæge þæt ic ga in godes rom þa he ne min wende and he cneowlode æt his beddes fet him gebiddende. þf. to hwam gebæd..?

[evilwizard]

motherfucker stop translating my post into the common vernacular and distributing it out to the peasantry

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

blorbo from my dads shows. foster blorbo if you will

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

THYRE CRUCIFYING MY BOY?????

[lasersquid]

girl i got ten eels ten squids ten marine iguanas and twenty-one lamp cats i don't got troubled waters, troubled waters got me

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[coffee--spill]

🍃✨🍪💛🎤

Eat some edibles, sing and die

Not a bad way to go tbh

[deathcastlvr2]

💔🤚🎊🪽🌈

I can’t even begin to comprehend what this could mean

[sam-the-man47]

you're gonna attend the pride parade with white boy

🔥🐀💔🇬🇧👏

i don't know what these mean though

[gyrovagus-bibliophile]

❤️🌟👀✨️🕯

Idk what this means, but it looks nice! :D

[cleradin7]

let’s see…

💜🩷🤞💛💙

elmax and byler friendship? Ig I’ll be reading a lot of fanfiction

nothing out of the ordinary

[the-most-random-stuff]

🗣️🥀👑✅👀

WHAT ON EARTH DOES THIS MEAN

[nyanletnest]

hold it gentlestyle

[thegreatyin]

i think we should start describing fallen london ambitions really vaguely and really badly. heart's desire is the one with the monkey. bag a legend is the one with the bat. light fingers is the one with the trigger warnings. nemesis is the one with the 777 skyglass knives

[starryeyed-seer]

Bag a legend is the one with the bat. Hearts desire is the one with the bat. Light fingers is the one with the bat. Nemesis is the one with the bat.

[a-dux]

as a child before I had social media I would go to google images and look up fanart of rick riordan books. I wasn't good at using search terms yet either so it would literally be like "heroes of olympus fanart" and then I would just hope for the best

[kilncreatures]

what the hell

[ursa-major-7]

The Definitive, Correct Discworld Reading Order:

The book given to you by a friend or relative

Whatever they have available at your local library

Whatever they have available at your local bookstore

Recommendation from a friend (not the original one who got you started)

Reread your favorite again

Fill in the rest as you go along

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post