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24/He/Him/Bisexual Hey! This is the Official Tumblr Blog of The Duke, creator of That Afternoon Tumblr Reads (or That Afternoon Reads), I am a Neruodivergent(Autistic and ADHD) Artist as well as a Voice actor.

[theduke-va]

What Time is it?! A comic dub about Da Orks

Visit Original Link

[woo]

Are you thinking what these thinkies are thinking? 

Try Woo to find out.

[theduke-va]

This is as “How do you do fellow memers” as “How do you do fellow memers” can get… bruh

[saywhat-politics]

Trump proposes genocidal national ban on transgender existence if he wins 2024

On Tuesday morning, Donald Trump released an anti-transgender tirade of a speech on his social media website Truth Social, outlining a genoc

On Tuesday morning, Donald Trump released an anti-transgender tirade of a speech on his social media website Truth Social, outlining a genocidal plan against all transgender existence in the United States. Everyone on the right from mainstream Republicans to hardcore neo-Nazis are celebrating the video while Democrats and legacy news media outlets have so far largely ignored it. “So this is what we are up against,” tweeted legislative researcher and pro-transgender activist Erin Reed. She continues, “a national transgender ban in 2024. This is what they are planning. DeSantis is practicing this through executive actions in Florida. Trump is openly saying he will do the same.” This is unambiguously genocidal territory. Holocaust museums have warned that this rising anti-LGBTQ+ rhetoric mirrors the hate that led up to the rise of Nazi Germany.

[contemplatingoutlander]

Here are the proposals outlined in Trump’s genocidal three and a half minute rant:

Pass a bill that falsely claims there are only two genders, male and female

Reverse legislation for life-saving gender affirming healthcare

Ban all education of transgender and non-binary issues in schools nationwide

Ban transitioning for youth nationwide

Sign an executive order to end programs for gender transitioning for all ages nationwide

Criminalize and hunt doctors and educators who try to save transgender and non-binary lives

[ladylolalilly]

…Jesus fucking Christ. This is why Democrats are always saying “vote blue no matter who”, by the way: we CANNOT afford to have the vote divided because that’s how this asshole won last time, and as bad as Biden may or may not be at least he isn’t planning to outlaw being trans.

[theduke-va]

Make sure… this BASTARD NEVER WINS!!!!💢💢💢

[hxgrl]

I don't Think ive seen anyone on here talking abt some US states forcing teachers to remove all books from their classrooms and force them to only have pre-vetted books available or else face possible JAIL TIME ???

[hxgrl]

Not to sound like a twitter user but why aren't people talking about this omg

[hxgrl]

(link to this cnn article) ^

Please note the third degree felony???

(link to this tweet) ^

Also lots of articles if you search "Florida book ban" or smth similar online. I'm just shocked I've not seen much about this, maybe people don't know it's happening??

[naamahdarling]

You know, in times past, books were sometimes bound in the skin of criminals, usually into books of science or law. Supposedly soft as the finest pigskin.

Anyway. About arts and crafts day.

[theduke-va]

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!

BOOKS?!

AS IN LEGIT BOOKS THAT KIDS SHOULD BE READING?!

WHAT THE FUCK DESANTIS?!

[skysiren41]

Everyone to Disney rn:

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Looking at these thumbnails and thinking about how even the poster is better. The Disney one has this homogeneous dimness and my eye is drawn to the window.

[theduke-va]

this… this is the power of Quality!

[theduke-va]

You a Bionicle fan, eh? Name every Toa, and the Glatorians ( just the ones released physically, though)

Mata/Nuva/Phantoka/Mistika:

Tahu

Gali

Kopaka

Onua 

Pohatu

Lewa

Takanuva (our lord and mother fucking savior)

Metru/Turaga of Mata Nui:

Vakama

Nokama

Whenua

Onewa (completely different character I swear)

Nuju

Matau

Ignika/Mahri/Matoran of Mata Nui:

Jaller

Hewkii

Nuparu

Kongu

Halhi

Glatorians

Malum

Ackar

Gelu

Strakk

Stonius

Skrall

Tarix

Kiina

Vastus

Vorox

Mata Nui

Vastus

Gresh....* (*the mother fucker who stole Kongu and Matau’s spot in Bionicle Stars!)

Oh and BTW: Makuta is a species and the main villan’s name is Teridax...

Also Karzahni is a creepy ass mother fucker....  hope these answered your questions. Been a huge fan of Bionicle since 2003

[tronmike82]

You forgot matoro.

[theduke-va]

I KNEW I forgot that hero of a Toa!

RIP Mataro

[theduke-va]

Congratulations, you're famous! Enjoy the curse~

Not that famous yeesh

[creativelychaotic]

What do you and Eggman think of this video

https://youtu.be/KesGwVa8hNo

Eggman: What. The. Actual. Fuck!?

*Shadow and Rouge laughing in the background holding the piss stone*

Shadow: Well what did you expect to have happen with your tetris dick and your long toothpick legs?

Eggman: well atleast I don't have hot sauce on my head you fucking cuck hog!!!

*grabs piss stone from his hands and places it back into twitter*

Now to check my Twitter to make sure this didn't blow up I cannot let Martha see this..... Okay let's try to log into my Twitter one more time [EGG]

"Welcome to twitter.com"

WHAT???!!! It has +9 million views???!!!

Rouge: You seem quite shooken up about that would be a shame if I and shadow here also reposted them on all our alternative accounts

Sonic on the villain hotline: Hey bad timing but I'm going to Chipotle anyone want to come?

*Shadow and Rouge start walking to Chipotle*

Eggman: bring me back a burritooooo

Sonic: Nah you'll have to get that yourself

Eggman: Soooonnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!!!!!

[theduke-va]

Huh…. I am gonna get so many damn views on that video….

What have I done?

[blinkachu05]

Opened yourself to the fame you deserve?

[theduke-va]

More like doomed myself to voice only Eggman for the Algorithm for all eternity!

[theduke-va]

Well… this aged like fine wine….

[sa2fanmusical]

At long last, we are pleased to present our very talented VA cast!

Follow us for more SA2 Musical updates and content!

[mikudecora-deactivated20221217]

YESSSS!!!!!

[theduke-va]

Happy to be a Part of the Team!

[polyglotplatypus]

[theduke-va]

O r b

S E E E E A A A A L S

[afronerdism]

[guccixcucci]

Just wanted to mention the main reason he even decided to mention her and send a mob her way

[octo8step-deactivated20260202]

If big man has a million fans

I'm one of them

If big man has 5 fans

I'm one of them

If big man has 1 fan

That one is me

If big man has no fans

I'm no longer alive

If the world is against big man

I am against the entire world

Til my last breath

I'll support big man

[sweetpeauserboxes]

[id: a light orange userbox with a pastel orange border and pastel orange text that reads “this user wishes to give big man a kiss on the forehead.” on the left is an image of big man from splatoon 3. /end id]

[theduke-va]

I wish to give Big Man a hug and a snuggle

[renthony]

No but in all seriousness, memes aside, much love to all my friends in the UK right now. I know shit's about to be chaotic and nationalistic and shitty, and I hope the media circus ends as quickly as possible.

[theduke-va]

Anyone else here a fan of this mother fucker?

CAUSE I FUCKING AM!

LOOK AT IM!

He baby!

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[jpnostalgia]

The day has come. This is the only day of the year you can post this

[theduke-va]

Dominion Sucked

[lizofalltrades]

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

[abitleeway-deactivated20220731]

Mom(Dad) Friend ੭ ˖ ࣪ 𖥔 You’re the character who carries snacks, who takes care of the rest of the cast. You make sure they eat, stop them from dying, and keep them out of trouble as best you can. and when they do get into trouble, you try your best to get them out of it. Good on you, dude.

tags : everyone ++ @ghostapop

[ghostapop]

The Hot One

You’re that one hunk that EVERYONE has a crush on. Your wit and charm is known to make fangirls faint, and half of the entire fandom’s thirst posts are about you. You could eat a cookie and everyone would lose their shit. Congrats, dude.

tagging : everyone who sees this + @toadstoolillustrations @marigoldd101

[toadstoolillustrations]

Bastard(Bad)

You’re that one character that everyone very impolitely wants dead. You’re a constant cockblock, you try to stop the characters from saving the world, you insult the lovable ones in increasingly creative ways. You’re not the big bad, but the fandom treats you like you are.

Tagging: everyoneeee n @sunnibits @sugarglider-s @trans-hunter @airplanetunez tell me if you’d rather not be tagged :-)

[wokeleftistmob]

est

Very Complex

You hold the fandom record for most angst edits. The fandom is divided over “I can fix it” and “I can make him worse.” You have some severe past trauma and are probably queercoded. The writers had a lot of fun giving you more layers than an onion.

tagging anyone but also @jasmineteabag​ @jellyfishinajamjar​ @esthermatsui​

[roxys-pizzaplex-deactivated2024]

Dead/Going To Die

You’re just a little too likable to live. From the moment you were introduced, we all knew you were a goner, not matter how many wanted to keep you. You are the subject of so, so, so many fix-it fics written by crying fans who just want their blorbo back, but you’re still dead in cannon.

Tagging anyone !

@hello-imdan @cyborgnewtgardener @lil-smolkitty @bat-burrito @arcadequeerz @golden-heart-beats

[arcadequeerz-deactivated2026031]

Bastard (Good)

“You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?”

HRBGIHFSND WELL. OK! I SEE!

I taaaag @apxlllo @boopasnoops @hoodieimp @swordmachine​ @flarekitti​ @space-shuttle-discovery​ & @funhouse-mirrorz​ 

[systemerrorbonnie]

Dumbass

You’re trying your best, you really are, but you just might need to put a little more thought into your thought process. You really shouldn’t jump off that many buildings, eat that many strange glowing substances, or trust that many evil witches. But hey, we love you anyways.

* yknow what. ill take it

tagging: @slashpaws @nomercyroute (u dont have to do it if u dont wanna)

[slashpaws]

Needs a hug

The poor little meow meow. The traumatised one. The one that just can’t catch a break. You have a tragic backstory, and it just doesn’t get better from there. You get beaten up, sacrificed, nearly die, your crush doesn’t like you back, you develop a mental disorder, almost die again… all of tumblr wants to hug you and then write angsty fanfiction about you.

that checks out JFNFNDFKSMSK

tagging: @professionallydeadinside if you want uwu and anyone else who wants to!

[professionallydeadinside]

The Weird One

You’re the weird one, the one that half of tumblr babygirls and all of twitter is slightly scared of. You’re probably autism-coded, and you probably also know some vital information that you shouldn’t, for some reason.

REALLY NOT LIKING HOW ACCURATE THAT ONE IS WASJHGFDSADFGHJ 

Tagging: Anyone who wants to do it!! Do it!!! This is a demand!!! 

[minnesotamedic186]

Neurodivergent Coded

You’re the one weirdo character who’s a weirdo in just the right way. You miss the social cues, you can’t flirt, you like things purely on color or texture. You fidget, you can’t sit still, your house is either extremely dirty or very neat. Reddit hates you, Tumblr loves you/

@that-one-teenageerr @monsterbride99 @tonedeaf-freedom @lemonysakuras @hi-im-greenjunipertree

[inc0gnit0-m0de]

Very Complex

You hold the fandom record for most angst edits. The fandom is divided over “I can fix them” and “I can make them worse.” You have some severe past trauma and are probably queercoded. The writers had a lot of fun giving you more layers than an onion.

@the-bonnie39 @daves-cum-sock @local-business-man @liminxl @your-nyacromancer-cheesecake and anybody else who wants to join

[tele-arac-angelist-deactivated2]

The Weird One

You’re the weird one, the one that half of tumblr babygirls and all of twitter is slightly scared of. You’re probably autism-coded, and you probably also know some vital information that you shouldn’t, for some reason.

heheheheh thanks for tagging me >:))) feel free to participate but importantly @tobyytime @snivel1​ @thy-fucks-runneth-dry​ @ionlypostmymeemocs​ and @famousprophetz​ 

[fuzzy-w0rms]

The Weird One

You’re the weird one, the one that half of tumblr babygirls and all of twitter is slightly scared of. You’re probably autism-coded, and you probably also know some vital information that you shouldn’t, for some reason.

that. that’s accurate i think

@rolex-kaard @how2spell-sandwhich @poggermay @lightmooncream and anyone else feel free to join ^^

[lightmooncream]

Should Have Been A Villan

You’re a good guy, but you shouldn’t have been. Your appearance, your skillset, your backstory, it would have been perfect. But no, they had to make you a hero. I guess you were just too good to be true. You will always be a villain in our hearts.

I mean that’s cool, I guess??

I don’t really have anyone to tag. Maybe @glitchysquidd @socksandbuttons

[glitchysquidd-deactivated202408]

Very Complex

You hold the fandom record for most angst edits. The fandom is divided over “I can fix them” and “I can make them worse.” You have some severe past trauma and are probably queercoded. The writers had a lot of fun giving you more layers than an onion.

I’m alright with this awnser!

Uh friends…

@meatygutsy my bro!

@adorablemew @buff-muffin @kioko-noodles @und3rwat3r-a5tr0naut @hearty-dose-of-ranch @kitty-c4t @oobbbear @fruitsnackart @scarew0lves @yuriyuruandyuraart @yukiphobia24 @jack-o-phantom @jeskele @calcium-supplement !!!!

[oobbbear]

Neurodivergent Coded

You’re the one weirdo character who’s a weirdo in just the right way. You miss the social cues, you can’t flirt, you like things purely on color or texture. You fidget, you can’t sit still, your house is either extremely dirty or very neat. Reddit hates you, Tumblr loves you/

(I miss too much social cues don’t out me like that)

No tag please join if you want

[bi-panic-at-the-disco]

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

absolutely rad :)

Tagging: @boo-that-ghost @l0rd-0f-c0ws @chaoticgoodness-gracious @scentedcandlecryptid @fluidfox123 @extremelyyydorky @shortboiallon @thecubecubecube @invisibletuxedo and anyone else

[shortboikorey]

Very Complex

You hold the fandom record for most angst edits. The fandom is divided over “I can fix them” and “I can make them worse.” You have some severe past trauma and are probably queercoded. The writers had a lot of fun giving you more layers than an onion.

Oooh!

@obbyisshort @gessshoku @aimasup

join the fun!

[aimasup]

Thanks for tagging me! This was fun!

Needs A Hug

The poor little meow meow. The traumatised one. The one that just can’t catch a break. You have a tragic backstory, and it just doesn’t get better from there. You. get beaten up, sacrificed, nearly die, your crush doesn’t like you back, you develop a mental disorder, almost die again… all of tumblr wants to hug you and then write angsty fanfiction about you.

Lmao doesn’t seem right at all but ok

@anyone who sees this, go wild!

[extrasolar-queer]

O-o well then-

@anyone who’d like to try, @red-tailedcomet @ninja-knox-ur-sox-off

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

TAG GAMES I MISSED THESE ACTUALLYGBSDFSD OHHH THIS ONE’S KINDA REALLY FREAKING FUN THANKS FOR THE TAG 

I’M WHEEZING AT THIS RESULT HHGFBSDL;KFJASDLF 

NO PRESSURE TAGGIN @lego-sand​ @animemoonprincess​ @skellebonez​ @kitkat1003​ @governmentintelligence​ @mellinda242​ @witchofspades​ @wolfloupen​ @ninjasmudge​ @strange-lace​ @fre-dream AAAND I WANNA TAG LIKE EIGHT MORE PEOPLE BUT I’LL JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT FOR NOW GBSL;FKMAWE 

[rayalltheway]

Well that’s an existential crisis and a half

Rip to me I guess ahyaqhyshwys

Thanks for the tag knox:D

Taggin to do or I’ll haunt you/j @strange-lace @sun-wukongs-peaches @spotsupblaze @majodump

[majodump]

I like your funny words magic man!!

Amma have to bring the heavy duty weapons cause I LOVE THIS!!

@madamrabbit @geat-26 @twinklecupcake @meisawkwardasfuck @macaques-mentee-ying @sketchquill @jazzy0clock

I wanna tag so many others because this is so fun!! But at last it is not meant to be.

[sketchquill]

Not what I expected haha 😆

@kipkittydetective @jazzywazzy070 @smallpwbbles @winterpower98

Uhhhhh fuck I dunno who else to tag, anybody else who sees this and want to join in please feel free to ^^

[winterpower98]

So Much Fanfiction You have so, so much fanfiction, either because you’re so shippable, or because you’re hot. Maybe both. Probably both. You definitely flirt with everyone, either way. Tumblr and Twitter love you and showers you with queer headcanons. Reddit keeps a safe distance.

*looks at my anons* People keep trying to kill me, I don’t think they find me hot or let alone tollerable

I dunno who to tag@kitkat1003 @elianaroselight​ @lego-sand​

Honestly anyone who sees this can partacipate

[deadm0ss]

Sooooo fascinated by this does this mean I’m free from being studied like a bug or does this mean I get a whole team of scientists 

tagging @original-character-chaos​ @cr3ntist​ and anyone who sees this & wants to participate !

[cr3ntist]

Very Complex

You hold the fandom record for most angst edits. The fandom is divided over “I can fix them” and “I can make them worse.” You have some severe past trauma and are probably queercoded. The writers had a lot of fun giving you more layers than an onion.

they didn’t have green as a hair color but my hair is bright neon green and pink irl

IDK WHO MY MUTUALS ARE?? i have shit memory sorry. anyone can do this if they want i literally can’t remember urls..

[original-character-chaos]

Oh, that’s deeply concerning. At the very least my powers allow me to cross timelines… I’ll be seeing your fixits shortly!

I have a horrible memory, but let’s tag… @peridots-pixiwolf @glitzphantom @zommoth @theduke-va @almond2, and @sundove88. Let’s hear it!

[theduke-va]

Running From Your Past

You have a past you'd prefer not to think about, but boy oh boy does it like to think about you. A bad parent, an old enemy, a job that ended in disaster. No matter how far your run or how well you hide, it will find you eventually

…. Aaaah fuck off, Im the weird one! [Zoidberg intensifies]

@queenofwerewolves @raistarz and @kipkittydetective

You’re up!