socks but in a homosexual way

how does one tumble? - she/him

[pokemon]

Like this post to help Charmander

[moment-live]

You just know everyone passed out in Wol’s inn room after ultima thule

[morethanamachine013]

cable belt chain; my newest piece of robot “gear”! i made it using only found or thrifted materials, and i think it came out great :]

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[angremlin]

They searched his belongings twice on body cameras, drove away, turned off their body cams for a bit and arrived several minutes later than the other cars leaving the scene at the same time, turned the cameras back on and searched the backpack a THIRD time and suddenly there was a gun and a manifesto they just didn't notice in two previous searches. Their case is insane.

[temeraire]

those desktop computer towers with the windows on the sides so you can see glimpses of the computer's guts and brain as it's running are like. thats a boob window. youve given your computer the tech equivalent of a sleeveless turtleneck with a heart-shaped boob window.

[bedazzledflyinglemur]

[rnslivr]

poor pathetic dog that cant even bark

[dailycatsblog]

[shadandrews]

Besties........ :)

[lsbnlvr]

So sorry I’m a huge pervert, but can we makeout on your lap now ??

[azulcrescent]

Mistakes were made

I cooked myself so hard i was deep fried (couldn't sleep for 5 hours even though my body was basically shambling lol)

[biteriskgirl]

dick from a girl thats trying to chew through her muzzle to get at your neck

[biteriskgirl]

you invest in a stronger metal muzzle (smart), the frustration makes for great sex but it is a little unnerving feeling the cold bars pressed against your jugular all the time and hearing her teeth going chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

[dev1lsf4ng]

How I feel everytime I yawn 0-0

[deeptrospection]

[shadandrews]

Besties........ :)

[cupidswoe]

awoo

[bixels]

holliday losing the idgaf war.