Mel

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[actualtoddler]

Me at parties

[dudewhatisthisshit]

me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean

me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory

[doktorgirlfriend]

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

[slavery]

Alexa destroy god

[obeliskandmetronome]

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[memewhore]

[100493503004422]

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[nearlyvintage]

[slo-djinn]

[classicschmosby]

[gay-flat-major]

Me, a space cowboy: what in starnation??

[onlytwitterpics]

[dudewhatisthisshit]

death: shows up

me, seductively hiking my skirt up my leg: hey

[those]