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18+, Only reblogs My writing account is @bloodybeskaro4

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[thelvadams]

Master Chief in Mark IV Armour in Halo: Campaign Evolved

[cloudabserk]

comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan

[sharkfiinn]

whatever go my little rainbow weird kid rock

[duketod]

[duketod]

[cloudabserk]

i know we just met but i’ve been thinking about you my whole life

[all-mighty-mayday]

Save us all

[najsigt]

I've been in a bit of an art funk lately, so I decided to do a little redraw of this piece from 2021.

[llama-sidekick]

did you predict the bloody mary ship

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a mystery detective that solves fake monster crimes. When you finally meet real monsters, they reward you for being their most trusted agent against identity crimes

[lutheban]

Rocky, once again, being baffled and STRESSED about human biology and the things his human does to keep healthy i dont think mr "my whole crew died of radiation sickness" likes the fact that his alien and most things on his planet needs it for survival very much xD previous

[spnbrainrot]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

How about a wheel for specific cat breeds?

you have been turned into this cat breed!

How do you feel!

I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

I'm happy!

:3

ew.

Remaining time: 1 day 13 hours

:33

[jayliheyam]

Commission for The_SC_Elite

The space at the top is because the commissioner wants to add character info later.

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[masterchiefsgf]

thinking about how many people idolized chief in halo, and how they've put and kept him on this untouchable pedestal for so long, framing him as some almost god like weapon. which in turn i can only imagine plays into why he remains so stoic and standoff-ish—or at least tries to in the public face.

if suddenly this spartan and the idea of him they have in their heads were to show fear or sadness, what are the civilians supposed to think? not that their opinion of him would change, i'm talking that they would start feeling ten times more afraid of whatever is managing to make john afraid.

the social aspect of halo has always intrigued me, it's not like these spartans are unknown and especially john, i mean he has toys made of him, he's literally their living legend and their savior, documentaries have been made of him. so for the idea they've made of him to start slipping would be... scary to some if not most. to the people he isn't john, he's the master chief, the symbol, the unsc's greatest war weapon.

that's my take on it i love chief rambling

[sharkfiinn]

prism is a little overwhelmed

[masterchiefsgf]

early artwork of master chief by marcus lehto!! i was looking up his earlier designs and found this on reddit!! super cool—though this is the damaged original artwork :( still super cool to see!!

i'm actually sad he lost his lil ammo pouches and knife in his later designs, it made so much sense and looked so cute !! 😭💔 AHH AND HIS SPARTAN DIAPER LMFAO i love him he's so cute