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[yoebellow]

PHM : “I’m slowly forgetting your face”

[chernozemm]

I think there's a great chance the existence of mirrors/reflective surfaces silently fucks Rocky up.

Like, Grace is in the bathroom, shaving, the curtain pulled to the side and suddenly he stops and says "stop touching my stuff". Rocky, frozen, somewhere behind him, can't fathom how Grace sensed that. He was so quiet. The razor is so loud. Grace's still facing away from him. What the fuck.

Grace repairing some panel or other and asks for a tool. Without even turning around, he says "no, not that one, the one to its left". Rocky's like are you shitting me. I know for a fact your hearing is ass. You can only see in one direction and I'm not in it!! What?!

[pineconeeaterr]

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Chief and Cortana

[digitalmyyth]

Too hot in my room to sleep. making grace suffer my pain

[king-of-teeth]

POV you are the Prophet Of Regret exiting subspace right next to a planet you thought was devoid of humans

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[writing-prompt-s]

“-And the horse you rode on!” Your opponent yells. Your horse immediately turns around with you on them. “EXCUSE ME?!” Your mount roars with rage and literally stands to fight.

[my-dailydreams]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[weeinterpreter]

It's here in my right pocket.

(My dad used to say that and sadly I've picked it up. XD)

[ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask]

Conversely, my answer is always ‘Well it’s not in my pocket’. It gets exponentially funnier the bigger the lost item is.

[dudewhynotthis]

Lasky Headcannons Part II

• Loooves old timers. Cars, motorbikes, aircraft, etc

• Has a WWII BMW motor bike somewhere

• Has addictive tendencies

• Do NOT let him gamble. Ever.

• Lwk kinda scared to become an alcoholic. Drinks veeery rarely

• Has gotten into more bar fights than he'd ever admit

• He has also gotten a lot more speeding tickets than he'd ever admit

• Lwk always gets anxiety when driving a car, but is also crazy uncomfortable not driving, especially when he has to sit shotgun (Corbulo still haunts him hardcore)

• Got taught by Captain Keyes on Luna and very much looked up to him

• May or may not have had a crush on him

• Was extremly scandalised the day he found out Capt. Keyes and Dr. Halsey had a daughter

• Really comfortable with nudity

• When he's on leave and just chilling at home, he's gonna be walking around naked

• Def sleeps naked at home

• He runs sooo hot

• He 100% wears parfume of duty (Blu de Channel, trust)

• Very well groomed in general

• Blushes really easily

• Full body blush too

• Has mastered the art of puppy eyes

• Wishes he could hug his mom more often

• King of gossip. He knows all the tea.

• Because he is so charming and nice, people tell him their buisness all the time

• Keeps telling the Chief to call him Tom instead of Sir/Captain. The Chief refuses.

• He and Sarah get up to no good all the time. They may or may not have put some graffiti somewhere on the Infinity

• He was really upset when Del Rio called him "Mister" Lasky for the first time

• Del Rio had him make his coffee. He may or may not have done something with it a couple of times.

• He HATES having to sleep alone in a bed

• So cuddly. Also a blanket stealer

• General Black is his sleep paralysis demon

• For the first few days at Corbulo he thought General Black was really attractive. He was his bi awakening.

• Lwk kinky. He would not mind being stepped on

• Grinds his teeth alot

• TENSION HEADACHES

[bluegiragi]

a young baelor targaryen visits his family's dragon eggs.

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thoughts under the cut

(in the last page, baelor is referencing the storming of the dragonpit when he says they'd "protect them properly this time")

I have a lot of headcanons on Baelor and how his mind works. He's simultaneously above all the xenophobic rhetoric that swirls around him and his dornish blood, but he's young and so he of course still manages to internalise some of it. It manifests in a hyper-awareness of all the aspects of himself that make him lesser. His status as heir is nothing but diminished by his lack of dragon or ancestral sword. And as he grows up alongside Daemon who serves as an everpresent reminder of his "shortcomings", I imagine that he'd be tempted by childish fancy like. for instance. somewhat halfheartedly asking your family's long dormant dragon eggs to hatch. not even for you, because why would they, but for your beloved brother, who is by all measures the most worthy of one.

[cloudabserk]

i’ve talked about it before but their temperature differential would be perfect for cuddling

[cloudabserk]

actually it would be safe and comfortable for them both because of the power of friendship…

[writing-prompt-s]

“You call us livestock, but you don’t treat us like livestock. You don’t make sure each of us has been fed, you don’t protect us from predators in the night, you don’t help deliver our young or tend to our ills. You’re not a farmer, you’re a parasite, and we will deal with you accordingly.”

[klapollo]

almost seven years deep into the 2020s this feels less like a retrospective evaluation and more like a prophetic vision

[conspiracy-frog]

What if Erid invented intergalactic fast travel

I don't support Eva bashing that's emotional support environmental terrorist right there. What I'm interested in is the bad pr she is giving earth because the eridian ambassador is too invested in his flesh teddy bears life

[starrose17]

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[snackalus]

Reclaimers - Halo Fanart

[german-enthusiast]

i love the phrase "wieder was gelernt" it's just so huh. yeah. alright. knowledge unlocked. moving on!

and its brother "man lernt nie aus" - so true. you really never stop learning new things. such a grounded way of recognizing that. go off i guess