Ramblings of a Mad Man

just a kid with some mental problems <3

[moringmark]

[captaindemetrios]

This is the tumblr group hug. Pass it on.

[kimpossibooty]

[officialunitedstates]

I know you love me I know I know but when I sneeze and fail to cover my mouth why do you turn away? why do you hate me? why susan why

officialunitedstates (via officialunitedstates)

[thebootydiaries]

you (parties, wears make up, takes selfies): hey XD 

me (reads books, been to home depot, knows 3 different tree species, googled “picasso” on multiple occasions): i cannot find my glasses; hello, whom are you,

[battenna]

you used whom wrong

[thebootydiaries]

suddenly i can’t read,

[b-r-i-z-a-deactivated20160813]

[chernovision-deactivated2014120]

[kittywanks-deactivated20180330]

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

[pityreblogs-blog]

sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving

[niknak79]

[1800pink]

i wish i was this cool

[rbmichael-deactivated20160826]

[blipsterboi]

BRUH

[gt-b-deactivated20130225]

[lizardmultitude]

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

[straightwhiteboystexting]

@newromaantics

[stephenhawqueen]

when a teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right

[snorelaks]

*sniffs air* who unfollowed me

[shittyidea]

Drink a whole bottle of mouthwash for minty fresh breath that lasts all day!

[emasturbating-deactivated201309]

i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks