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The bastard himself
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God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts arenât real and Iâd love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be.Â
and if they are real you can fuck them.
This guy gets it!
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iâm thinkingâŠ.maybe this is the good luck post
âŠ..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i reblogged this on the 17th, a saturday, NOT EVEN TWO DAYS LATER I GOT A RAISE AFTER BEING AT MY JOB FOR A YEAR AND A HALF
LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST MOTHERFUCKERS
my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol.Â
my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory
Love is made by little cowboys who live in your heart
I wanna buy clown noses in bulk and start sticking them on every person I see whose mask is pulled too low
old men to young women: damn bitch you look kinda dead inside in a public space ... if you don't smile for me right now i will turn you into a little marionette and shackle you in my attic forever
this is still the funniest thing I've ever read
stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this
This is advanced
I canât handle this one.
âI wish ancient people preserved their writing and artifacts betterâ I write in electronic signals on a piece of hardware that canât retain its efficacy for more than a few decades.
Time to laser-print my entire blog on titanium plates and bury them underground.
goo goo ga ga ahhhw ahhhhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhh dies
What
a child just died have some fucking decency baaulp
one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and youâre w other ppl and inevitably someone says âdid the power go out?â like...youâre all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still theyâre like âhm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-reviewâ
Me, sitting in my dark room after everything short-circuited: Hm. I can't be certain, but I don't think this is how it was a moment ago
his name is beans
so this is a plate of â
its rice and
together they make rice and
yeah you get it :)
no one tells you how much of life takes practice. not just writing, painting, running, singing, etc, but practicing how to make friends. how to make the right ones. getting practiced at how to be a good friend, a good sibling, a good person. practice identifying when people havenât earned that. learning to recognize your right to rage and, eventually, how to offer mercy. so much of life is muscle memory, and iâve begun to realize there are so many more parts of ourselves to flex and stretch and strengthen than those weâre taught in anatomy lessons