little town

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sawyer-camden​:

You kind of have to be good at fake texting, and you’re terrible.

Are you kidding me? I’m winning the gold medal for fake texting championship.

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lady-simmons​:

Who are you trying to avoid?

One of my clients. He’s a real health nut, always wants to train even on my days off.  Hope he doesn’t see me.

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lincolnxcole​:

Bar is closed today. No one needs that after last night.

Some folks are going to be real disappointed. They were looking forward to the next day afterparty.

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javierxreyes​:

Just sounds stupid to me.

Your face sounds stupid to me. How are you not down with the lingo when you’re the one with the kid?

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sawyer-camden​:

I guess but the real question I have… is why? 

Why? It’s a useful tool to avoid conversations with someone you don’t want to have. Or so I’m told.

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javierxreyes​:

I have a kid and I have no idea what you just said.

It’s texting that is fake. I’m a meathead health freak and I still understood what that was.

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I assume this is what the kids today call fake texting.

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grey-finley​:

Grey grinned, walking the distance between the two of them and plopping down next to Duke. Pulling her hair up into a bun and out of her face, she grabbed the mask jar. “You sure do know how to treat a lady, Duke,” Grey laughed as she placed the cream on her face, wincing slightly as her skin adjusted to the coolness, “no one cares about my skin as much as you do.”

“Hell yeah.” Duke propped his feet on the table and sat back against the cushions, pulling the car magazine he was rifling through before Grey joined the party. Hours after the gym closed were reserved for a couple drinks at the bar and sometimes finding a honey to spend the night with, but no, tonight he wanted to treat himself. “You worry about the muscles and I’ll worry about the skin. It’s the little things, Finley.” He flipped over a page, “Tending to your outside physical health helps you zone in on relieving any lingering anger.”

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dean-weston​:

God, I fucking hate the small town rumor mill. Just what else did you hear?

Don’t expect anything better in a town like ours. Basically, word’s swirling Holli’s kid is yours. Confirm or deny?

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hale-cooper​:

You wouldn’t break my pride and joy, Duke. You are actually very cuddly, all the time.

I would and you’d need to schedule a funeral for it. Yeah, but you can’t actually prove that, can you, Hale?

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tobias-detling​:

If you’re talking about her being abducted from my front lawn and taken to god knows where, then yes.

What happened? Did she have some kind of episode? It doesn’t make sense.

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tobias-detling​:

I don’t feel like having any company right now, sorry.

Is it true? About your sister?

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lincolnxcole​:

That… was an image I did not want to think about.

Well, people are into the kinky shit nowadays. I never put anything past them.

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jeremyxgreen​:

With your old fucking eyes? Doubtful.

My perfect 20/20 vision sees all, it’s a superpower I don’t use often. And it sees through that bullshit.

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lincolnxcole​:

See this?

That’s how you call down a bartender. I don’t response to clicks or whistles.

I guess beckoning you like a pup is what people get off on. Fucking yikes.

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martinaxalvarez​:

Surprising? I look cute in everything I wear.

I’ll believe that when I see it, sweetheart. I’m a visual guy.

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boone-radloff​:

I’m not knocking on anything, everyone’s got their thing. I’m partial to bubble baths.

Oh, let me tell you about baths. Everyone deserves to have bubbles on their skin, it’s the best feeling in the world at the end of a workout.