Why are you here?

They/Them/Theirs - Nonbinary - Masc but in a feminine way

[wrenchswango]

guys I think everything is going to be okay

[full-metal-furies]

omg yes i thinkso too!!!

[wrenchswango]

[iamwizzzzz]

[schlorb]

yes finally time to play jelyfish

I'm so happy playin jleyyfish

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[xxcopymoonjoyxx]

Hey don't cry. You exist at the same time as the elvisverse. Everything will be okay

[autisticfishlizard]

I love tumblr because what do you mean I'm actively following about 73 different Elvis Presley gimmick blogs? What do you mean they have their own tag called the elvisverse?

[sleepyandlost]

Don’t a let a little thing like being a boy keep you from being a girl

[sleepyandlost]

Don’t a let a little thing like being a girl keep you from being a boy

[earhartsease]

Don't a let a little thing like being a girl or a boy keep you from being neither/both

[fancygermancar]

trying to make unlikable characters

[mormtastic]

me when i find a new fandom to obsess over vs me when the characters start tormenting my mind

[unpeeled-human]

i fucking hate my brain it wants to do so many things and it cant even focus on one of them. like its like "start an rpgmaker game!" "no, you should learn godot!" "what about your 3d models on blender??" "but you have that comic to work on!!" "you should also just draw more things in general" and im like SHUT UUUUPPP it feels like this

[no-context-discord-quotes]

this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world

[crazysodomite]

me when someone who has been nice to me every single time we've interacted is nice to me:

omg... you dont hate me?....

[etchif]

How it feels to create ocs by continuously mischaracterizing characters in your mind until they become completely unrecognizable

[rat-counter]

rats,

every so often I will recalibrate my crate of posts, accelerating the rate of which I administrate the garbage posts I feed you

corporates have berated us, accurately, that quantity is better than quality, comparatively. I am simply rational, and concentrate on being considerate.

Why curate great, decorated content, if it will decelerate the unconcentrated posts, leaving craters

I might as well defenestrate disfigurated defibrillators and bratty brats that eat dehydrated bureaucratic bratwurst, and deliberately degenerate demonstratable demonstrations, desecrate desperate deteriorating decorators, elaborately disintegrate laboratory doctorates, exaggeratingly evaporate eviscerated fraternities, incinerate frustratingly explorative generations that generate grated gratification, illustrate invigoratingly inspirational imperative iterations of irate irrational invertebrates, lacerate liberated illiterates, migrate moderately menstruating marathoners, narrate orchestrated oversaturated narrators, perforate perspirating pirates, rate rated rateable rats' rateability ratings, recalibrate rattlesnakes, refrigerate refrigerators, scratch scratchable scratchy separate strategic stratospheric strategized strategies, titrate temperately temperate temperatures, and tolerate triceratopses and wrathful velociraptors,

100 rats! 🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁

[wolfertinger666]

chicken jockey being the last possible 4chan post is fucking hilarious but there's so many amounts of comedic irony to it.

it's like a tyrant dying from falling over a medium sized brick wall. humiliating end.

[wolfertinger666]

chicken jockey is just, a bad omen at this point

but in this case, it's a blessing in disguise.

[wolfertinger666]

for those that don't know.

[bisexualbaker]

[Images: Posts by Zappit ( @/zappit.bsky.social ) on Bluesky; transcript follows.]

4Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names an .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today.

It's also being reported they leaked people's IP addresses, too. Oof.

It also appears this could be a site-killing hack - it appears nobody updated anything since 2016, and the leaks are basically showing the security holes were security canyons. Almost every user is now compromised. 4Chan is fucked.

.

Oh, this is terrific. This might be the last 4Chan post ever, and what a garbage ending to it.

[Image: Screencap from 4Chan; the first user has posted a photo of Jack Black, possibly from the Minecraft movie, and asks, "What the fuck is going on?" A second user replies with a similar photo of Jack Black with a longer, graying beard, "CHICKEN JOCKEY". End descriptions.]

[c-x-3]

This Just In: Tumblr Outlives 4chan

[treeroot06]

i regret nothing

[vetchtibbles]

chilled greese