My Good Friend Bort

Kit, 22, He/Him [🏳️‍⚧️] Literally just trying to write a novel, suffering. Arthuriana Stuff.

[crabussy]

every time a trans man who does not want to be called a twink gets called a twink I will personally go out into the world and rend 1 parked car to shreds with my teeth. cut it out

[neurotypical-karen]

Magic sword inscribed with the runes “EVERY PIECE OF TRASH YOU LEAVE IN A PUBLIC PLACE WILL BE WEIGHED ALONGSIDE YOUR SOUL ON THE SCALES OF PARADISE”

[dullyn]

It’s so infuriating that when the most horrid of works has even the slightest amount of homoeroticism, people will defend it to the ends of the earth

[t4timekeeper]

“we shouldn’t be holding indie creators to the same standards as bigger media“ i agree on principle but like this only seems to ever come up when the indie creator in question is being racist for some mysterious reason. So

[themonstrousother]

The Knight of the Cart, or else known as Sir Kay’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Month

[fillher-url]

scholars have theorized that it’s impossible to get any sleep, ever.

[may12324]

Dyke Knights ⚔️

[may12324]

✨️HAPPY PRIDE✨️

[bobdylanyaoi]

all weapons formed against bisexual women shall not prosper

[pgwodewose]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Thomas Malory is not and should not be treated as the be-all and end-all of medieval Arthurian literature.

[dyke-jester]

biblically accurate arthur

[loveridden1999]

[mortiscausa]

Bedivere and Kay

[cesarescabinet]

Thinking about it, my somewhat (?) controversial Arthurian take is that I wildly prefer Sir Mordred being King Arthur's nephew/foster son over his incest baby bastard any day.

I just think there's more thematic meat to the concept of someone King Arthur so dearly loved (and perhaps, who loved him once too) and chose to take in, turning against him. Perhaps, depending on the depiction of King Arthur, rightly so.

For me, there's something more compelling in the concept of choice in that, versus the concept of Sir Mordred being destined to destroy King Arthur and his kingdom because "Well who else is going to do it? He's an incest baby after all! That automatically makes him destined for evil!"

If you want to keep the idea of King Arthur's sins coming to roost and destroying the kingdom, you can easily do that without the whole Bed Trick/Incest Baby/May Day Massacre debacle. He's still a medieval warlord, and as much as I love him as a figure he's very easy to write as a massive bastard in his own right.

[sofuton]

[kallistoi]

[image description: a photo of a sheep wearing a flat cap with the caption, "oi don't even joke lad." end description.]

[canidykes]

the big man is the masculine dom and the dom is the top and the little man is effeminate and transgender but fully passes as a cis man and has top surgery but since he doesnt have bottom surgery he literally has to be a bottom theres no way for someone with a vagina to top and the bottom is the sub and they are both uncomplicatedly homosexual with zero positive emotions for women and they both have adhd and autism but only the kind of autism that doesnt actually disable you and they also crossdress but in a specifically humiliating way (why would a MAN wear a DRESS??? 🤪🤪 etc.) and they live together in a big house that they can both effortlessly afford and they're married and have 2 kids a dog and a cat (because Big man is dog coded and Little man is cat coded) and neither of them have jobs or lasting damage from canon events they've been through or physical disabilities or PTSD that I cant turn into Angsty Ship Content and the sun has a big smiley face and birds are just V shapes on the paper it doesnt have to be more complicated than that you dont have to flesh them out. you dont have to. and if you think about it wouldn't it just be soooo much effort to draw a whole bird?? youre just having fun its mean to ask you for detail. and my teacher lives at the school and the bus driver lives in the bus and everything is exactly the same :)

[dullyn]

The Plague by Albert Camus, trans. Stuart Gilbert (1948)

Losing my mind over the pirouetting rats

[etinorcadiaego]

pack it up lads, i've made a social blunder