milooo :3

don't bully me, i'll cum :(

[dumb--puppy--boy]

the amount of people that call Sofia Isella a misandrist for singing about the awful things men do to women and girls says a lot about them

how far is your head up the patriarchy's ass that you would genuinely believe that? yeah, misandry is an issue, but Sofia is NOT a misandrist

she's legit just writing songs about the REAL things that REAL men do to REAL women and girls EVERY DAY and HAVE BEEN DOING FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.

and before anyone says any bullshit like "misandry isn't real men are just sensitive" YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.

neither misogyny OR misandry are needed; claiming you "hate all men" or that "the world would be better off without them" is actually so fucking braindead and you don't realize that you are NOT any better than a man saying those things about a woman.

and NO, a matriarchy would NOT be any better. NO patriarchies, NO matriarchies.

why can't you people be fucking NORMAL?

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[chipzle]

Yippee!

[the-grassy-hill]

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[sarostheghostcat]

minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam

[dumb--puppy--boy]

someone just fucking kill me so my mom can't victim blame me for doing it myself

[sofiaserafine]

mom, would you wash my back?

this once, and then we can forget

[dumb--puppy--boy]

this dumbass (my friend) just said "I hope you get trafficked"

[captain-price-unofficially]

[tamamita]

They're explicitly targeting Shi'a Muslims. Shi'a Muslims make up the majority of people in Southern Lebanon.

[omgellendean]

For reference.

[queeranarchism]

Israel is so used to getting to do every crime against humanity without consequences, that they've just stopped pretending that they're not doing ethnic cleansing.

[aevris]

the sex bot strategy is evolving: tempting innocent tumblr users with public transit

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[sugarlover1225]

Suselle but they’re college au!

I lowk just wanted to experiment w how I think they’d dress when they’re older and how they’d express themselves

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way