Probably Not Having Fun

Hi I’m Kezia. I’m 21 and super duper lame. Am Antifa. thats my cat on a skateboard

[lightoftheseraph]

Having ADHD is like….I have to…work up the energy to watch…a new television show 😩

[outofcontextachewood]

[goblinsofthegalaxy-deactivated2]

I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

[blog12345678910-deactivated2021]

[unexplained-events]

Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark

art by: Stephen Gammell

[valtsv]

if hp lovecraft was alive today and you met him what would you do

beat him up and steal his lunch money

[memeclassheroes]

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Your desire to use time travel to make Vincent van gogh listen to grindcore metal will make him pee his pants out of fear. 

Taurus: Its only when you think you’ve got it all figured out that everything goes to shit. Stay at least a little confused at all times.

Gemini: Maintain at least a little mystery to serve as bait for people who want to be friends with you.

Cancer: Are you affairs in order? Got all your ducks in a row? Don’t lie to yourself. You don’t even have enough ducks to make a row.

Leo: After selling your soul to the devil, the sheer negative value of your soul will crash the soul market, causing the dead to walk again.

Virgo: Course of action: Steal another bulldozer. 

Libra: يصرخ في المطر حتى يتوقف

Scorpio: You know that guy in the corner of the old cafe that nobody else can see with the small river of dust flowing from where his eyes should be? Hes gay.

Ophiuchus: Pessimism about the future should spur you to action, otherwise you’re just a shitty oracle full of self-fulfilling prophecies. 

Sagittarius: Remind yourself of your accomplishments. They’ll keep you in perspective. The smallest of bricks make the mightiest of castles.

Capricorn: You’re a loser unless you’ve tried horchata. Your fear of exploration will be your horchataless death.

Aquarius: Moderation is key for all things besides love. 

Pisces: There is something very dangerous living inside your phone. Leave it overnight in some rice blessed by a shinto priest.

[grungegender-deactivated2020123]

self undiagnosing myself. i no longer am.

[guerrillatech]

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@drukhari

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

this tweet took me the fuck out

[charlesoberonn]

Me, tracing back the origin of every problem in modern American society:

[parakeet]

that adhd feel when u

[parakeet]

when u

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w

[parakeet]

[fightingborderline]

I feel like I am not enough and too much at the same time

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

WAIT

WHAT

ITS DECEMBER 1st?!?!?!

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[unclefather]