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I'm super strong

I got 2 muscles

yeah I got em from target

2 of em

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how it feels to be stressed out almost 100% of the time

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Couples costume idea:

tucker carlson and the plus size obese purple m&m

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you mean to tell me your celebrity crush isn't John Dewey, the american philosopher, psychologist, educational reformer, and creator of the Dewey Decimal System??

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BF Skinner? I didn't even know he liked me like that.

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see now this is actually really funny because his name is Burrhus Frederic Skinner but his initials are BF like in BF Skinner the american psychologist but bf is also an internet acronym that means "boyfriend"

so the joke here is that I was pretending to be confused that the BF in BF Skinner the american psychologist from the 20th century (source: google) stood for boyfriend not Burrhus Frederic and it was confusing because I hadn't ever heard about him having any romantic feelings for me and also he can't be my boyfriend because he's dead.

(guys please like my funny post ive had no interactions on here in a month)

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I love when I write words with an "op" in them cause it looks like a little weiner on my paper

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

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BF Skinner? I didn't even know he liked me like that.

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smiling isn’t enough, I want a big fluffy tail to poke out from the top of my waistband and violently wag anytime I’m joyous

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my long term partner and i ended things last night

I then proceeded to have a very detailed dream about all the intricacies of our wedding

all that aside, for some reason there was an entire circus that performed mid-event. definitely a little avant-garde, but im actually not like other girls so..

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I love Dolly Parton

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At the silliest wedding tonight!

Mt cousin got married and the priest was the most stereotypical millennial nerd who kept alternating between overly formal and overly casual. My favorite quote from this guy was when he was referring to Jesus' love: "He just loves you guys so much!" and made this exact face...

Also the reception is literally at

Venue

It's called Venue. And everything is labeled which is very funny. We get drinks from "Bar", desserts from "Sweets", and appetizers from "Snacks".

Too bad this isn't my wedding because they're so unintentionally sillymaxxing here.

Always a bridesmaid objectively funny cousin, never the bride.

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It took me half an hour to find a good video to show my class. Our theme for the summer is the zoo, and SO many videos on YouTube were either incredibly overstimulating and fast paced, or straight up AI slop.

Finally found one uploaded 14 years ago. Just background music, giggles, and shots of animals. Plain and simple. I hate how media nowadays has been so Mr. Beast-ified that even a children's video about the zoo is garbage.

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I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy

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I wish pigtails on adults weren't so sexualized. :/

- they're cute

- its hot outside

- they keep my hair off my neck while still making it look like I have hair

- I dont know how to do a bun (pigtails are easier)

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love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

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