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Rolith: "I assure you, this type of idiocy will not be tolerated at my keep!"

Draco: "Is there another kind idiocy that you would be more comfortable with?

#dragonfable #rolith dragonfable #captain rolith #draco dragonfable #incorrect quotes #probably had to translate but you get the idea #source: psych

Artix: "Where's Hero?"

Uuanta: "Somewhere disappointing the Avatars."

#I'M BACK BITCHES #dragonfable #uuanta fayte #artix dragonfable #incorrect quotes #hero dragonfable

Sepulchure: "Internet posting is like military combat and I'm the brave general and you are all footsoldiers fighting in the tranches."

Drakath: "Tranch."

Xan: "Tranch."

Sepulchure: "I'm sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and I don't expect either of you to return."

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #xan dragonfable #drakath dragonfable #xan #drakath #sepulchure #sepulchure dragonfable #source: tumblr

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69 generations of sims, 50 saves, and a fuck ton of CC later …

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Tired of your boss? Try to kill her!

But it doesn’t work out so now you’re 6 times edgier than you were before.

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God has forsaken me so I’m gonna go kill a different god

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Your father in law dies and you have to blow up a ship

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You blow up a building and a businessman freezes time.

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Practically the same genre

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Your license for sitting on the Evil Chair of Evilness has been revoked

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The power of (technically) vegetarian bacon saves the world.

Artix: "What's going on?"

Nythera: "Teenage rebellion."

Artix: "Fuck yeah! Stick it to the old people!"

#dragonfable #artix dragonfable #nythera dragonfable #nythera #artix #incorrect quotes #source: ???

Ash: "So, you believe me?"

Hero: "Ash, you’re one of the last good people on this planet, I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning."

#Good Boy #dragonfable #ash dragonblade #hero dragonfable #incorrect quotes #universal constant is Ash Dragonblade

Phobian: "What are you most afraid of?"

Hero: "Abandonment, I guess."

Phobian, pulling out a freezing spell: "Guess again, idiot."

#phobian dragonfable #phobian #hero dragonfable #dragonfable hero #dragonfable #look. I know how the quest went.#But this is funny.#I think

Jaania: "Any last words?"

Cysero: "YOLO."

Jaania: "Thank you for making this easier on me."

#dragonfable #dragonfable jaania #cysero dragonfable #to be fair I don't think the Rose would be able to stop him #Cysero is a raw force of primal chaos that extends past the limits of magic and mortality #Also I'm pretty sure he just straight up eats mayo cubes so like. Whatever she does can't be worse than that.

Hero: "I just want to hear those three little words.

Draco: "I love you."

Hero: "Try again."

Draco, grumbling: "I will behave."

#y'all like hero/draco quotes apparently #so I shall deliver #dragonfable #dragonfable hero #draco dragonfable #source: unknown

Dove: "Okay, first I'd like to introduce our new team member, Ash, and I'd like to thank Ash for his generous gift of two gold, which he handed me outside this morning. Not necessary, but much appreciated."

Hero: "Why'd you give him two gold?"

Ash: "I thought he was homeless."

#dragonfable #dragonfable hero #dove dragonfable #ash dragonblade #is that his name?#incorrect quotes

Tomix: "You played me like a fiddle!"

Aspar: "Oh, no. Fiddles are actually quite easy to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are."

#tomix dragonfable #tomix #aspar dragonfable #dragonfable #can you tell I'm still not over the Tomix Saga and can only express emotions adequately through memes?

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Why did the first bot that ever tried to reach out to me on this account? Like yes, I will spread your message far and wide to the gremlins in this community.

#hi hun #what.#sorry for the ooc #but I'm fucking dying #the account had no posts and went and I was just #somehow my main account has never had a bot but this one with like. three followers got it.

Hero: "Other Dragonlords are always like 'My dragon's fire-aligned, they and I spent years training and growing close through the ancient teachings of Dragonlords past' and I'm just like 'Cool! Draco's element is Bastard Baby and I found their egg in a literal garbage dump'."

#dragonfable hero #dragonfable #draco dragonfable #source: me about my own goblin trash dog

Cysero, posting a message on the Falconreach notice board: 'Warlic is out of town, so I have successfully eaten burritos for the last four meals. Which all happened before noon. Eating this fifth burrito is not really fun, but I've given up on too many goals in the past and I'm not giving up on another.'

Nythera, gesturing to the board: "This man is one of the most powerful magic-users in the world."

#cysero dragonfable #cysero #nythera dragonfable #nythera #dragonfable #tbh he probably pulls this shit on a weekly basis we've all seen Choose Your Own Adventurequest #source: tumblr

Hero: "I'll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day, I'll die."

#dragonfable hero #dragonfable #source: john mulaney

Rolith: "Since when is babysitting new heroes my-"

Rolith: "Oh my Avatars, that's exactly what my job is."

#rolith dragonfable #captain rolith #dragonfable #you KNOW Hero has definitely stuck their head in a Gorillaphant mouth before on a dare

Xan: "You're ugly when you lie, Warlic!"

Warlic: "I'm not lying!"

Xan: "THEN WHY ARE YOU UGLY?"

#warlic dragonfable #dragonfable #xan dragonfable #source: invader zim

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